27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
For those who are curious, the comic is drawn by Hong Jacga.
It was released on Webtoons, a korean comic site, for free.
Still, credit is deserved where it is due.
Aries: Han Solo
Taurus: Rey
Gemini: Princess Leia
Cancer: Finn
Leo: Poe Dameron
Virgo: Padmé
Amidala
Libra: BB-8
Scorpio: Kylo Ren
Sagittarius: Anakin Skywalker
Capricorn: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Aquarius: Yoda
Pisces: Luke Skywalker
Luke Skywalker, immediately upon being handed Anakin’s lightsaber: this bitch empty
[tosses off cliff]
the fact that darth vader built his fucking emocastle on Mustafar where ol’ ben cut his arms and legs off just makes him even more of an edgelord and his garbage pun as he was choking tf out of krennic and then his #sashayaway and oh my god his chest panel lights up so when he made his entrance onto the rebel ship you KNOW he turned off the chest panel so he could light up his lightsaber and be all dramatic honestly #iconic
Darth Vader: No, I am your father
Luke Skywalker: Time out. Hold up. Hold up, sweetheart. Let’s get it together before you wanna read. I don’t have a sugar daddy sweetheart. Everything I’ve had, I’ve worked for and I worked for to get and I built myself. And I need you to know that 1 0 0 %. I don’t have a sugar daddy. I’ve never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I probably could go out and get one. Because I am what??? SICKENING. You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not. that. kind. of. girl. Baby, everything I have I’ve worked for and gotten myself. I have built myself from the ground up, you f u c k i n g. B I T C H!! *throws drink*
Someone made a music video of a bunch of Star Wars dogfights and set it to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and its really??? Great??????
TLJ wasn’t the Star Wars we wanted but it was the Star Wars we needed.
Like Luke’s write-off pissed off a lot of fans but I wouldn’t call his behavior ooc I mean he’s still the massive gay drama queen as always.
But on a serious note the movie wonderfully delivers some very heavy and hard-to-swallow lessons (just like Rogue One did).
Heroes fail. Leaders fall. The ways of the Jedi were flawed. Everyone has their weaknesses. People become old and bitter and broken. Not everything has to mean something, sometimes your heroes are nobodies, abandoned on backwater planets by alcoholic parents. The movie rips your favorite characters from you and burns your hopes and beliefs to the ground. Luke and Yoda burn them to the ground. It’s real. It’s upsetting. But it’s real.
This movie scorched the proverbial garden so that greener plants may grow. So that new heroes may rise from the ashes of the ones that came before them. Stronger, better, wiser.
ain’t nothin wrong with him hes just a drama queen and needs to chill
luke skywalker is a jedi master and so we must kinkshame him sorry i don’t make the rules
I feel like Luke Skywalker has a lot of bad puns up his sleeve. I don’t know why, but I just know he’s the king of shitty puns
