as the Gay Music Commander ive compiled a working list of artists straight people are not allowed to listen to
- panic! at the disco
- troye sivan
- halsey
- sufjan stevens (and his weaker, less evolved counterpart hozier)
- tegan & sara
- my chemical romance (may they rest in peace)
- papa roach
- color theory pioneers walk the moon
- adele
- carly rae jepsen
- country music legend dolly parton
- the killers
- ex-disney icons the jonas brothers
- florence and the machine
- kelly clarkson, inventor of feminism
- marina and the diamonds
- vampire weekend
- 3OH!3, the last known disciples of jesus christ himself
if you are straight, PLEASE respect this list and refrain from listening to artists listed or artists affiliated with those listed. i reserve the right to add and remove artists as i please. thank you for your time
due to the overwhelming response i’d like to make some formal amendments to this list. straight people are now also banned from listening to:
- børns
- kesha, creator of fun
- cobra starship (again, may they rest in peace)
- brand new
- hayley kiyoko, pioneer of neon wlw aesthetics
- ariana grande
- britney spears, the inventor of pop
- years and years
- weezer
- cher (by extension straight people can no longer watch Burlesque (2010, dir. Steven Antin)
thank you for your time! :)
a third amendment, by popular request
- pvris
- the front bottoms
Thank you so very much for trying to control my music tastes JUST because I am straight but, no, I will listen to whatever the hell I want thank you very much.
you can listen to whatever you want !!! as long as it’s not on the list of things that straighties can’t listen to. thanks for ur understanding!!!
I’m sorry but no can do. If I go a day without MCR it will be the day I die.😂😂😂
ok! i guess it’s time for you to die!
