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They were trying to get Paras to evolve but letting him think he defeated Arbok and Weezing. Team Rocket is the best.
I love them so much
jessie from pokemon is such an upsetting character bc her life has been a failure since the very beginning
she is a broken person
unlike for james, who could quit at any time and return to a comfortable life, for jessie, team rocket is everything she has.
she lived in poverty, with a mother who was a criminal, and they were so poor they ate snow
her mother disappeared, looking for mew. there was never a mention of jessie having a father
she wanted to be an actress, and decided to take that route instead of going with a boy she loved, but she ended up losing both as her audition didn’t go through
she wanted to be a nurse, but failed
and now she keeps failing trying to catch that god damned pikachu
as much as i like dawn i almost want jessie to win all the ribbons because she fucking deserves to be happy and she deserves those victories and she deserves a friend like james
*wipes a tear* u go girl
this post is good except for one tiny detail, and that’s that james cannot just “quit at any time and return to a comfortable life”
james’ family has riches and luxury, yes, but his parents are neglectful & uncaring and have engaged him to an abuser. they refuse to let him live in the lap of luxury unless he marries her and spends his whole life miserable.
everything about jessie and james is, from where i’m standing, intended to be opposite. james is a soft-spoken boy from a family that knows wealth but not love. jessie is a headstrong and outspoken girl from a family that knows love but is dirt poor.
the thing they have in common is that neither of them found happiness until they found each other (and meowth, of course) i know this post is about jessie, and trust me–she fucking deserves it–but you can praise her like the queen she is without making it sound like her partner has it easy. neither of them could live the lives that were handed to them with a smile on their face, and they’re both amazingly strong people for continuing to work hard every day, even if it is as antagonists.
I cant believe there is finally an analysis on team rocket im so proud
Hello, I’d like to report some bugs:
I’ll keep you updated if I notice any more bugs in future versions.
Anonymous said:
Could you please do a clip of Team Rocket using insults that are a lot heavier than “twerp”?
meowth, control yourself
Anime is still a mistake
anyone else horny as fuck right now
Literally what the fuck
Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high
Me, five seconds later:
my favorite part is the absolutely HORRIFIED look on the other girl’s face
This is just an anime version of this gif.
probably the worst thing i have ever fucking seen
She never even gives that hat back what a legend
one of the first things I ever saw when i joined this site was a video of the noise beeheyem made in the pokemon anime but it was deleted and i could never find the episode ever again until today
I can’t wait for future Pokemon games like
Pokemon Id/Superego
Pokemon Ion/Anion
Pokemon Thesis/Antithesis
Pokemon Realism/Surrealism
Pokemon Classical/Postmodern
Pokemon Proleterian/Bourgeois
Pokemon Mensch/Ubermensch
pokemon skate/die
pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon
Him
Pokemon Cells At Work
Man, I love glitch Pokemon
Precious gibberish children
Another notable glitch Pokemon is named
She (?) looks like this
and, at 80 feet and 3 inches, is tied with another glitch Pokemon for tallest of all Pokemon.
When encountered, she begins to play an endless glitchy song, which continues until the player resets the game (you can hear it here, but don’t listen with headphones because it includes high-pitched noises)
I’m glad there is a lesbian pokemon glitch who only wants to sing to us forever
If you read this, please take a moment to appreciate the fact that breaking this game in a very specific manner causes you to encounter an 80-foot spire of crimson light that draws you into a pocket of frozen time and surrounds you with eerie music for eternity
Singing lesbian glitch
Cat in the summer meadow, 1920 - Bruno Liljefors (Swedish, 1860-1939)
