27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
One of my friends wrote a sober note to his drunk self and his drunk self wrote back
Is your friend Steve Rogers?
Adam & Eve
That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀
“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃
if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny
Still funny lol
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Anonymous asked:
Zola’s story here is a string of tweets about this wild story where these two girls, both sex workers, go to Florida for a weekend and it’s just… just read it. It’s absolutely wild.
And people on tumblr (and on tumblr only, I’ve noticed) are flipping out because “this story isn’t funny, it’s about sex workers, sex working isn’t funny” and it’s like.. that ain’t what’s funny about it. The way the story is told, so casually and with side comments from the author is what makes it funny. But teenagers on this website, with no concept of anything, are like “THIS STORY TALKS ABOUT SEX WORKERS! IT’S NOT FUNNY AT ALL! SEX WORK IS NOT FUNNY!” And while they are correct, sex work isn’t funny, THAT’S NOT WHAT THE MAIN FOCUS OF THE STORY IS. THAT’S NOT WHY PEOPLE THINK IT’S FUNNY. And some people on this website can’t grasp the concept that while a story contains serious undertones/topics, it can still be humorous.
starfleet-ensign-midoriya-deact asked:
Its funny because they’re confused about how well I’m handling it bc frankly I could not give two shits about them and they’ve hurt themselves in their own confusion
There Are So Many Satellites Set Up To Beam Funny Pee Videos Anywhere In The World You Have No Idea How Lucky You Are To Be Alive In This Era
In Rome They Can Watch The Same Funny Pee Videos As In Constantinople And You Have The Gall To Ask For Even More. Well How About You Put Down Your Nintendo Snitch Your X Bonks And Just Watch Some Foking Pee Video For Once
By Panic! At the Disco
By Me SEYMOUR And No Boddy Else
SEYMOUR! and No Boddy Else
You God That Right
Copyright Of Seymour. It Is By Seymour And No One Else @sandsvendor100
I Tell You What You Fellows Are On A Roll Tonight
this is literally so fucking funny
im really not even mad because only LGBT people can be this funny so i know my $5 is in good, gay, hands
I FUCKING SAW THIS AT WAL MART I CANT FUCKIGN TAKE IT IM STILL LAUHGING FU CK
not funny tho….
congratulations. by reblogging this post with 41 thousand notes and commenting “not funny tho…”, you have successfully turned the tides of history. everybody is looking down solemnly at their computer keyboards, as millions of ants pour out of their fingernails. this post is no longer funny. the world has stopped spinning. a child cries as its parents turn into 4 foot tall spiders. a mother robin devours her young, the sun itself turning into a “no fun allowed” sign. are you proud of how much you’ve done. are you proud of your impact on society and the future of the world. your head dislocates from your body, your mouth devouring yourself inside out until you cease to exist. there is nothing. it is now funny. a chorus of screaming laughter erupts from the void.
we need a dramatic reading of this
Remember when Patrick’s occasional stupidity was used to create really clever and funny, albeit random, scenes? Remember when he wasn’t flanderized into being an idiot without any personality? Remember when Spongebob used to be funny? Remember when the episodes used to be good? Remember. Remember the good Spongebobs. Remember the Alamo. Remember the Titans. Remember who you are. Remember.
This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny
this is so cute
Hello fellow kids
Youre telling me tumblr user kaijuno is a real person? With a face n stuff?? And not just the funny internet guy?????
That is just my meat suit don’t worry about it
I was not ready for tumblr user kaijuno to be exceptionally attractive. They’re funny and hot?? Bro I have to say you’re not real I can’t handle that
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Your hair is so well dyed I'm tempted to color pick from it
Oooooooh
