Ex Astris Scientia

Anonymous asked:

we have pretty cool snakes in the mid Atlantic. eastern diamondback rattlesnakes, they get to be like 7 feet long, pretty badass

We have a short n fat little venomous snake in Michigan and I think he’s cute

Anonymous asked:

the thing is that theres like,,, a gazillion different kinds of floating rocks and if we called them all planets it doesn’t end and its very hard to sort, define, and understand them.. for example say i was studying animals, and i decided to make the two classifications reptile and mammal, its like ppl r getting mad i put a snake as a reptile and not a mammal,, anyway pluto isn't a planet and im tired and gay and i love space (this isnt @ u im just talkin cause i have no nerd friends)

That actually happened when we first discovered the asteroid belt. At one point the solar system had like 42 planets before someone was like ‘now wait a minute’

Where are the stans for the other 33 not-planets huh? Where are the teenagers shitting their pants over asteroid 1932-1d-2006 huh? VIVA LA 1932-1D-2006 HUH??

viva la Pluto

kaijuno

Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.

My dad wanted to name me Zammis.

Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.

I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid

ive changed my mind this is my name now

kaijuno

Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.

My dad wanted to name me Zammis.

Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.

I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid

kaijuno

Oh also today I learned my dad wanted my middle names to be Orson-Pratchett and I’m convinced that he should never be able to name anything ever

my initials would have been zopp

Anonymous asked:

red on yellow kill a fellow, red on black friend of jack! (the coral snake/milk snake rhyme! not the same anon i just wanted to share the rhyme in case peeps didn’t know it! and i agree snakes are awesome!)

I remember learning that in elementary school lol

felinitie

basil-22

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Oh, wow, that’s cute.

No worries here at all! Kenyan sand boas are big diggers - this snake is trying to burrow in the glove and isn’t sure why it’s not working out so hot. They’ll figure it out eventually.

Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.

My dad wanted to name me Zammis.

Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.

I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid

gabriel-the-archangel-trickster4

frostedpuffs

This clickbait is literally SO funny because while I get they wanted it to look intimidating, that's a fucking ringneck snake.

I guess it looks kind of scary if you dont know what it is. But the ringneck snake (called "southern ringneck" in Florida, where I live) is probably one of the most non-lethal and completely harmless snakes ever. They're not venomous, are nocturnal, and also....