27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
All of the battles in Lord of the Rings are so funny. Everyone looks gross and oily. Visibly covered in dirt. Probably could be tested for new strands of bacteria. Then there’s Legolas. Hair perfect and silky. Clothes impeccable. He probably smells like flowers or honey. What an inspiration.
Gender
[ID: tweet by Labour Accelerationists reading, “Watching LOTR on a dodgy website and they’ve replaced Gondor with Gender in the subtitles lol”. Attached are four screenshots from the movie featuring their classic lines subtitled as, “The rule of Gender is mine and no others’,” “None but the king of Gender may command me,” “Gender calls for aid,” and “This will be the end of Gender as we know it”.]
Anonymous asked:
Severe thunderstorm warning in my area caused my town to shut down power so this is a new one. Kind of concerned because this has NEVER happened to me. Is this normal? Is this a thing? All I wanted to do is write and watch LOTR, now I'm watching scary clouds and my phone battery drop
the town shut it off like preemptively?
When I tell you I snorted!
legolas:
gimli:
aragorn:
gandalf:
BLEASE
Gollum
Eomer:
Boromir:
Elrond:
Eowyn:
Arwen:
Merry:
Pippin:
So basically, LotR
Except it takes place in Florida
I never knew that Boromir was the love child of Ronald McDonald and the Burger King.
I mean, Denethor *is* a clown.
reblogging for that sick Denethor burn…oh wait he did it himself.
Man at the bar on Saturday night, Craigville, Minnesota in 1937
Nothing like a ice cold drink after a long day
