For my 21st birthday we were joking about going bar hopping but playing dungeons and dragons irl So we’d fuckin have like random number generators on our phones and then if we roll a one we have to punch them but if we roll a 20 we have to try to bang them

THAT KITTENS GAME IS TOO POWERFUL

IT’S LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST CIVILIZATION SIMULATORS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

MADE FOR FUNSIES BY SOME DUDE

WHO HAS ONLY BEEN DONATED $123 OF HIS $200 GOAL

I DIDN’T REALIZE JUST HOW IN DEPTH IT WAS UNTIL I READ THE WIKI THIS GAME IS INSANE AND I LOVE IT

Honestly of all the rodents I’ve owned over the years (mice, rats, hamsters, gerbils, miniature hamsters), peoples perceptions of how “dirty” and “scary” each of them are are literally the exact opposite of how it actually is.

Rats are by far the cleanest, smartest, and most gentle, followed by mice. Gerbils are kinda freaky and not quite as clean as mice but are incredibly smart. Miniature hamsters are cleaner than gerbils but not quite as intelligent.

But hamsters.

Hamsters are BY FAR are the most disturbing. They will eat their own body parts, eat their cagemates, they eat their children. Sometimes for no discernible reason. Hamsters are fucking terrifying. They literally eat their problems.

Those beady little eyes. So much sin lies behind them.

Cat in the summer meadow, 1920 - Bruno Liljefors (Swedish, 1860-1939)