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me: can i have a pepsi
waiter: We dont have coke, is pep- wait wWhat
me: . A pepsi
waiter *with tears in his eyes*: this ., This has never happened before ,
British food look like this
Excuse me.
Okay.. alright..
British food does not look like that.
That is British food:
This is British food:
Sunday dinner looks amazing right?
This is also British food:
So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.
Oxfordshire=posh
London= cockney
Midlands= northern
Welsh= north
And Scotland northern
And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.
So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.
*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*
me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint
waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna
Try and defend that British food all you want but the toxic sludge looks at least like it could plausibly have a stray flake of pepper or grain of salt hidden somewhere in there
y’all think british food got taste or colour? Okay
I’m crying at the pictures y’all are posting of Good British Food™️ like it ain’t the sawdust shit my ancestors ate before escaping in the 1800s
and y’all had the audacity to invade 80% of the planet in order to control the spice trade but won’t dare put it on any of your food my god
The Nightly Show, April 7, 2015
But lobster and sushi is food??? How can you be mad at them for buying food with their food stamps????
what I’ve gathered from this is that they want to bar poor people from buying a) expensive food and b) cheap food
The only conclusion here is that they literally want poor people to die, not that I needed to know this bill existed to know that
Yeah pretty much. But it’s no secret America hates poor people.
If anyone says the words “Food,” “Dinner,” or “Hungry” at any time and in any context, Refurb makes this face and screams by her dish for ten minutes.
WHO SAID FOOD
I WANT FOOD
WHAT EVEN IS FOOD
FOOOOOOOOOOD MEEEEEEEEEEEE
yall brits have got to accept that your food looks like hot garbage 99.9% of the time. I get it. You wanna be proud of your food or w/e. But it looks like sewage. My gran is from scotland and I have eaten plenty of food that looks like it was found in a dump. It doesn’t taste bad, no, but it looks like a war crime.
Billi speaks. (via billispeaks)
billi want food
billi get food later?
billi want food!
billi mad.
billi want drugs.
so here’s a thought: who cares if food stamp recipients test positive for drugs. we still deserve food.
this has been the single most controversial post I’ve ever made and it’s literally just saying drug users deserve food lmao
Food Fun Facts for dad types!!!
•Adding butter or cheese or salt or whatever to your veggies so that you like them doesn’t change the nutritional content you get from said veggies.
•Additional calories eaten don’t negate the healthy benefits of food. And, stay with me here, low calorie foods are not more morally pure than high calorie foods.
•If making a food more palatable by adding butter (or whatever) is the make-or-break for someone to actually eat the vegetable, then the Brussel sprouts with butter are FUCKING HEALTHIER for you than the Brussel sprouts you don’t eat. A salad with ranch dressing is healthier for you than the dry greens you don’t eat. A sandwich with cheese and mayo is more healthy than the plain sandwich you don’t eat. The strawberry with whipped cream is more healthy than the strawberry you don’t eat.
•We actually don’t have to buy the bullshit that food that makes us happy or tastes good is less healthy.
As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3
Ramen Noodle Recipes:
Mug Meals:
Microwave Recipes:
Recipe Generators
Other Resources
Just broke person in general masterpost…
I could also use some help getting some food? Haven’t been able to eat today
I could use some help getting my meds today? They’re $10
I could use some help getting food again? Haven’t been able to eat today
my favorite thing is when "new food studies" that arbitrarily determine the longterm effects of food on people are worded like they're talking about nen abilities from the fucking hunter x hunter universe
Me with a hot dog in one hand and a pbj in the other, alternating bites between them
