inktober 11-20, more cryptids and other Strange Things ( heres the first bunch of em ! )
why is it so hard 2 make friends :(
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was it something i said :(
Hey. Stop that. Spelling and grammar is NOT a joke. It is a VERY serious matter.
u kno wat else is serious?? i am want lasagna but i cannot hav. every day i cri but no lasagna. do u kno how pain 2 cry?? no. u only think about urself.
You know pain? You cry everyday? Get diagnosed with MMD (if you even know what that is) and THEN come talk to me about serious issues you prick.
imagine trying to one-up someone crying about lasagna
*slides in* Read a dictionary. Stop crying over lasagne and get a life off of tumblr, people here WILL comment on the fact your grammar is shit, and please note: making friends is hard when your acting like a little piece of shit. Hope that enlightens you.
how am i supposed 2 read a dictionary when it’s shoved up ur ass :/ thats unsanitary :/
….you’re really fucking annoying , and your grammar sucks so bad. An eight year old can spell and use words correctly better than you. So either , stop with the bullshit, or continue to have shit thrown at you.
welcom 2 my home :)
y'all are just jelly
For 2 days in a row I have seen this little guy removing leaves from my plant and eating them until he passes out. He’s missing an ear, so he may be self-medicating his PTSD, but still, I think it’s time for an intervention.
I’ll let him sleep this time, but when he wakes up, we’ll have a serious talk.
Anonymous asked:
so i'm a 14 year old bi trans guy and something kinda happened with my parents recently and everyone's saying i should get a job/try and find somewhere else to stay but idk if it's really that serious? basically my dad, hard conservative, was watching the news of the stuff that's been going on with antifa and blm and he said to one of the supporters/protesters that he hoped she'd be r//ped. again, people are saying i should do something but again im not really sure. any advice?
Well for starters, you’re 14. Assuming you’re American, there’s nothing you really can do without faking some paperwork. Because of age laws regarding work, even if you legally can work, you’re gonna struggle to find a job. An employer is gonna want to hire someone they can get the most work-hours and labor out of. You’re not gonna find a place that will rent to you. If you do leave and your dad reports you as a missing child, that will be on your record if/when cops find you.
You’re dads fucking disgusting, sorry, but the people telling you to leave home at age 14, are frankly beyond out of touch with how fucking awful it’s gonna be to try to support yourself considering your age and, unfortunately, gender identity.
This meme is a MURDER ATTEMPT.
I am absolutely fucking serious. The original meme, without the big red denial, is someone's attempt to fucking kill people.
There is NO SAFE DOSAGE of pennyroyal oil. Even Mother Earth News says there's no reason to use pennyroyal essential oil for ANYTHING, even topically or as a fragrance, for fuckssake! That should give you some idea about how dangerous it is!
Pennyroyal tea, plant matter in hot water, is a traditional abortifacient. It is *incredibly* dangerous, induces abortion by bringing the body close to organ failure (and frequently pushing the system right over the edge, because dosage is impossible to meter), but I would drink a gallon of it before I took a half-teaspoon of pennyroyal essential oil.
Two teaspoons, taken across 48 hours, has successfully killed someone.
Three teaspoons taken as a single dosage killed the consumer within THREE HOURS.
There is NO SAFE DOSAGE! FOR PENNYROYAL OIL INTERNALLY! NONE!
The person who made this meme is PURPOSEFULLY, ACTIVELY, trying to get desperate people killed!
Pennyroyal oil contains pulegone, which is highly toxic, particularly to the liver. Ingestion can lead initially to gastrointestinal distress such as nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. Later on, it can lead to failure of the liver and kidneys, resulting in bleeding, seizures, multiple organ failure, and death.
There is no antidote for pennyroyal oil poisoning.
- straight from poison control
look at this fuckin snowplow
who in ur otp is the news anchor and who’s driving the snowplow
Shy Octopus Turns Serious Scientists Into Total Softies
If you’ve never heard scientists awwww at an octopus before, here’s your chance.
i scrolled passed this several times before actually reading it. i’m not used to two white men talking sense…
Alton Brown is no fucking joke a legend.
Alton Brown definitely is a Culinary genius. I go to Culinary school and on assignments where I studied Southern cuisine I made a serious point to call it Soul Food or Black Southern Cuisine and emphasize that it’s entirely rooted in the black culture and slavery. I will never let ppl forget it is black people who educated white Americans to cook. There is a lot of of culture appropriation and whitewashing even in Culinary and they will have you believe whites are the masters of Southern food and Korean BBQ I swear ta gawd.
Anonymous asked:
To the adhd anon: I’m really glad that you got diagnosed and given meds right away! But, just so you know: most of those meds can have p serious side affects... I say that from experience, I ignored the side affects for years, thinking I was supposed to feel like shit all the time, but turns out I wasn’t and I ended up in a hospital... so pay attention to your physical and mental health, don’t let thing get too bad, and know that you can need a different dosage, or a different type of med!
!!
detective: *takes picture of my body after i’ve been murdered*
me (dead): omg no u’d better delete that…omggg im serious i look so bad in that 😂😂😂
Shy Octopus Turns Serious Scientists Into Total Softies
If you’ve never heard scientists awwww at an octopus before, here’s your chance.