actually, this is ted cruz emulating napoleon, foreshadowing that if elected, he will become a vicious war hungry imperialist dictator

napoleon also is pulling out a gun

napoleon is the zodiac killer

why does this child look like napoleon bonaparte

They’re not strong enough they’d die in the cold like idiot boy Napoleon invading Russia in the winter

Fun fact: Ohio went to war with Michigan to try and claim the upper bit.

Not quite actually

Ohio wanted Toledo because it had access through the Great Lakes to the Atlantic which would give Ohio one of the westernmost seaports to the Atlantic which at the time would make Ohio an economic powerhouse

Then Michigan was like “we’re gonna be a state now” and wrote up the border to include the Toledo strip. “nuh uh that’s ours” said Ohio, which started the Toledo war, an unofficial war and official pissing match in which the only injury was a Michigan officer in a brawl with an Ohio officer who stabbed him with a pen knife.

Michigan’s Baby Boy govorner (seriously that was one of his titles, Stevens T. Mason was only 24) was a hot headed 24 year old and wouldn’t budge on the border. Finally, Andrew Jackson was like “children PLEASE”, and basically told Michigan that they had to give up the strip if they wanted to become a state. As compensation Michigan gained the Entire Upper Peninsula, because at the time the white man didn’t know that in that Horrible Cold Northland hid mountains full of iron and copper and turned out to be not so useless after all.

I’m from Michigan and I like history ok

They’re not strong enough they’d die in the cold like idiot boy Napoleon invading Russia in the winter