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my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

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my dad is famous

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“You bastard, what are you doing over there?”

*camera zooms in*

“You are STEALING my nuts. Hey. Hey!”

*becoming more strident*

“Are you listening to me?!”

*taps on wall, causing squirrel to startle*

“You. Are. A. Little. Thief.”

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It’s just funny to me how I’ve always been a builder. As long as I could remember, taking things apart and putting them back together. Tinkering with things. I suppose I got it from my dad, he was a mechanic, a tinkerer, an architect. He spent his whole life building, building, building. From car factories to building our house, he was good at it. And so I grew up building. Cars, science projects, catapults and slingshots, virtual building with programming. But what I think I was actually building up was a determination. A determination that anything can be done if you just put the pieces together right. If you just take a step back and look it over, you can find a way to make it work. It was a determination that got me to where I am now. It was a determination that when you met a wall, you built a ladder. It gave me this sense of not only was anything possible, bu I could make it possible. And that’s exactly what I’m doing. And so now my dad helps me build furniture for my new house, while I build particle accelerators and neutrino detectors.

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My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this

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There he is, the frog man

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Yall aren’t reblogging the version of this with Kermit dressed as Snow White and my little brother pointing a toy gun at him and this upsets me

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My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this

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There he is, the frog man

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Yall aren’t reblogging the version of this with Kermit dressed as Snow White and my little brother pointing a toy gun at him and this upsets me

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It just gets worse the more the ad goes on

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Originally posted by phoenixxx1225

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This is why yall gotta stop thirsting over white men. Yall just as bad as these dudes

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Originally posted by coffeetalkbaby

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Bruh ....😂😂😂 the way Mero rolled on the floor was me ..

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when i tell yall i fucking SCREEEAAAMMMED

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As soon as he started talking about Halloween, I knew.

‘also my dad was hitler’
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