For my 21st birthday we were joking about going bar hopping but playing dungeons and dragons irl So we’d fuckin have like random number generators on our phones and then if we roll a one we have to punch them but if we roll a 20 we have to try to bang them

This song is so good

I updated my patreon blah but I can’t figure out how to edit tiers

Hello. Earlier this month I was hospitalized for a suicide attempt. I now have medical bills totaling $2157. This includes paying for the psychiatrist and an ambulance ride (most of what I’m asking for is to cover the ambulance ride). I am currently unemployed due to my hospital stay and I have no source of income other than donations. Even if you can’t donate, please share so that I can get some help.

I broke my nephews brain the other day when we were doing family game night bc my step sister (his mom) and I are both named Jessica. She’s 6 years older so growing up she was Big Jess and I was Little Jess which got shortened over time to just LJ and he asked me what LJ stood for and I got to be the one to break it to him that his mom and his aunt have the same goddamn name which caused him to short circuit bc for some reason he thought that was illegal