NOT MISS MARTHA READING DONALD TRUMP YEARS BEFORE HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT???!!!
She went to jail for fucking murdering Donald Trump in front of a live studio audience
I love you Martha
two cents bitch add the whole dollar
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NOT MISS MARTHA READING DONALD TRUMP YEARS BEFORE HE RAN FOR PRESIDENT???!!!
She went to jail for fucking murdering Donald Trump in front of a live studio audience
I love you Martha
two cents bitch add the whole dollar
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#videoMexican workers have a message for Donald Trump..
I fucken love this
How Donald Trump comes up with his ideas
I’m in awe of how stupidly impressively this vine is
“Donald Trump fails to grasp basic climate change facts”
Is a headline that is both extremely accurate AND also remains extremely accurate if you take the words “Climate Change” out of it as well
“The ice caps were going to melt, they were going to be gone by now, but now they’re setting records. They’re at a record level,” Mr Trump continued.
As for polar ice levels, data shows that they are indeed – as Mr Trump stated – at “a record level”, although not the level he had in mind. Last year Nasa reported record lows in sea ice extent in both the Arctic and the Antarctic.
Yep, sounds about right.
“They’re at a record level!”
“Yes and that’s BAD”
“But..they’re at a record level”
“Yes, the lowest on record”
“Record…level….”
America would be better off if it had elected a five year old ._;
canadian pronunciation
BROCCOLI
[”All o’ y’all are dumb. Canadians pronounce things just fine. Like…
*pointing at Aquafina* Ay-kwee-f’nuh
*pointing at ‘Cannibal Holocaust’* Hulu huzz-tee
*pointing at ‘Donald Trump’* Hitler
*pointing at ‘Los Angeles’* Lozenge Jollies
*pointing at ‘Broccoli’] Fuckin’ Broke e.coli ]
imma get dis haircut tomorrow
mainly bc of that one time i woke up n i looked like i had donald trump hair
i might dye it something other than red too
just bc of the donald trump hair incident
The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.
Wait…what?
Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄
also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck
snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.
Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didnโt want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesnโt wish music career drama on anyone
The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive
list of things i need to fugkinc fite
-Rich and greedy
-Looks gross af
-Treats women poorly
-Will hopefully be strangled to death by Carrie Fisher