


Zac Efron Blue-Tongue Skinks Image Patch Notes 1.01
Minor tweaks:
- Fixed issue with number of skinks in caption reading “9” instead of “10”
- Repositioned text to accomodate new number of skinks
- Stability improvements
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com



Minor tweaks:
Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.
My dad wanted to name me Zammis.
Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.
I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid
Oh also today I learned my dad wanted my middle names to be Orson-Pratchett and I’m convinced that he should never be able to name anything ever
Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.
My dad wanted to name me Zammis.
Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.
I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid
Did I ever tell you guys my name was almost Zammis.
My dad wanted to name me Zammis.
Zammis is the name of that alien baby from Enemy Mine.
I was almost named after an agender asexual reptile alien baby that was birthed by a lizard man and raised by his Totally Not Gay brofriend Dennis Quaid
My step dad wants me to make Sunday dindin to “prove I can cook” which is bs considering I’m the best cook in the house. So, if they’re gonna make me cook, I’m using my grandma’s old recipe for cullen skink on these French Canadian motherfuckers because I know full well you have to be. oh, at least 50% Scottish to even stomach it
Anonymous asked:
That actually happened when we first discovered the asteroid belt. At one point the solar system had like 42 planets before someone was like ‘now wait a minute’
Where are the stans for the other 33 not-planets huh? Where are the teenagers shitting their pants over asteroid 1932-1d-2006 huh? VIVA LA 1932-1D-2006 HUH??

Scientists say she is the one reptile to feel love
show me a lizard
Show johnny a lizard
good work team, that’s a lizard if i ever saw one
Guess who had to drive through the city during a white out
Providing Moral Support to my roommate
The aftermath

Is that a lizard in front of your dashboard
He’s Kepler the lab lizard that I accidentally stole from the observatory
Anonymous asked:
how could a lizard be in ohio? i thought everything in ohio turned into corn
corn lizard
