just-shower-thoughts

Someone looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought: “Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there I know it.”

kazo-the-arcane

Wait, shit. I know this. So like, fuck where did honey bees come from. Anyway, not important. What is important is that humans are crazy fucking smart. Like monkey see, monkey do. But like extreme. So what happened was other animals eat honey. Not just humans. So we compete with said animals for other food. Like berries and shit. And our foraging grounds are neutral territory. So one day some hunter gatherers see the competition raid a new hive and say dude the fuck is he eating. Then we find one smash it open and probably make several attempts before finding honey. But humans have always been the fuck it hold my beer species. Even since before beer.

hockeylvr42

That was the most amazing explanation i have ever read