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kaijuno
kaijuno

Old ppl love to complain about how all music these days “sounds the same” but have you listened to 70s rock? it’s all over the god damn place a single BAND couldn’t stick to the same genre for an album they were all over the place half the songs would be rock and half would be thinly veiled slow ballads and then there was whatever the fuck Pink Floyd was doing. 60s-70s white people rock was a mess. Chaotic Bad.

kaijuno

Also stay away from boys that are only into classic rock. They are also Chaotic Bad™

kaijuno

anyway this is making greasy classic rock boys mad in my inbox please i thrive off negativity and your ignorant pretentiousness

stares into the distance i was in the classic rock fandom once once

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We really going to ignore the fact that he donated once and is just using the same screenshot over and over?

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To clarify, I have no issue with someone donating.  I’m pro-choice myself.  The issue is he donates once when he says he’s going to donate each time, just so he can virtue signal about how he refuses to engage with someone.

Furthermore, I have issues with him replying to any criticism with this.  You can criticize the smug pride in not engaging in debate and beating your opposition, yet he’ll assume you’re pro-life as a result.

He’s being a smug prick who is playing you all like a fiddle to get jerked off and you’re all falling for it.

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If this is the hill you want to die on, Spidey, go for it. I’m quite happy with the idea of someone donating money to Planned Parenthood, and since I don’t know or care who he is, the virtue signalling is lost on me.

That aside, being suspicious of everyone for any nice act all the time is mentally exhausting so miss me with that.

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… I literally say I have no issue with him donating money.

But he’s saying “I’m going to donate every time” and then he posts the same donation page.  So rather than do what he says, he’s donating ONCE and using it to as an own against other people while using it to get ass pats from people who agree with him.

That’s literally the same screenshot, two hours apart.  

This is like “man pledges to build house for every homeless person evicted from X location” except he builds ONE house and takes the same picture of it over and over again, yet claims he’s built 100 houses.  It’s deceptive and he’s doing it to milk people for social praise.

The goal wasn’t to help people, because if it was he’d actually donate every time.  It was to get ass pats.

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