angler fish mating customs
“If you were a like a female anglerfish you wouldn’t have to go looking for a date. Instead, you’d release a chemical trail of pheromones into the water and the guys would find you. Unfortunately, male anglerfish are 40 times smaller than the females. However, they can give the ultimate love bite! If we were like an anglerfish, the male’s body would start to degenerate. His jaws would fuse into the skin and his internal organs would disappear.”
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i just watched my idiot cat spend 15 minutes chasing his tail, only to catch it, bite it, yowl in pain at biting it, and then continue biting it
Ok so the most amazing reblog I've seen of this says:
There's a globe-spanning layer of mesopelagic fish that is so dense it distorts SONAR. For decades we had no idea what created the Deep Scattering Layer or why it moved. We still know almost nothing about it.
It contains 65% of all fish biomass.
Marine Ecology has Dark Fish.
And:
FYSA: 65% is a low-end estimate. Dark Fish may comprise 95% of all fish biomass, but we just don't know: https://phys.org/news/2014-03-ninety-five-cent-world-fish-mesopelagic.html
WHY DID THE FISH KID ASK THAT THO
this is the funniest thing that has happened in spngebob since season 3
[jazzy music playing and fish murmuring as Spongebob walks by]
Young fish: “Is that my daddy?”
Mom fish: [dreamingly] “I wish!”
Person recording: [loudly] “What the fuck?!”
Tubbs you piece of SHIT I HAVE OTHER CATS TO FEED DON’T YOU KNOW YOU CANT JUST COME IN HERE ALL WILLY NILLY AND EAT ALL THE FUCKJNG F O O D AND THE JUST FUCK OFF AND LEAVE ONLY ONE FISH FUCK YUO TUBBS
this game is new to me but Tubbs only gave me one fish if I refilled the food bowl while he was still there. Did you do that? He gives me a lot of fish if I just wait for him to leave before refililng.
nOPe that fucker just fucked off on his own free wwill and left o n e f i s h
Farmers in Indonesia introduce fish into their rice fields. The fish excrement acts as a fertilizer for the plants, while the plants attract insects and other pests, which serve as food for the fish. This process increases rice yield by up to 10%.
discourse in other fandoms: lgbtphobia or racism, ships, etc
discourse in stardew valley fandom: if you can fish without mods fuck you
I can and will fish without mods, somebody come fuck me
the absolute POWER behind this response has me fucking losing it
fish fear me, everyone in this thread desires me carnally
