Top five shitty Snoke theories:
- Snoke is Grand Moff Tarkin (proposed on the Jedi Council podcast).
- Snoke is Anakin.
- Snoke is a time-travelling Kylo.
- Snoke is Palpatine.
- Snoke is Ezra Bridger from Rebels.
(Do feel free to add your own, btw.)
Snoke is a short man behind a curtain.
-Snoke is five Ewoks stacked
-Snoke is Rey’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate
-Maybe the real Snoke was the friends we made along the way
- Snoke is junglejim4322
- Snoke is Rey’s father
- Snoke is just a social construct
- Snoke is A from Pretty Little Liars
- Snoke is a never-nude
- Snoke is a time-traveling Ron Weasley
- Snoke is Melania Trump’s speechwriter
- Snoke would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
-Snoke is three pangolins in a suit
-Snoke is the author of My Immortal
-Snoke is the zodiac killer
- Snoke is Darth Plagueis
- my friend honest-to-god suggested to me last week that Snoke is Han Solo
- Snoke is dark!Yoda
I’ve seen these on Reddit…
- Snoke is teleporting Luke
- Snoke is Rey
And to top it all off…
- Snoke is BB-8/R2D2/C-3PO (not even kidding and these people were dead serious)
Brilliant work people. This is the kind of team effort I like to see.
Here, have some Rian Johnson.
The world cannot see this enough.
Snoke is actually Mara Jade, the entirety of the events in Ep.7 is her trying to find Luke. They got into an argument, and he fled because she’s scary af when she’s mad. The orders to Kylo to find the map or destroy it were her assuring that she either finds her bitch ass husband, or no one does. Ben’s turn to the dark is revenge.
Snoke is Brendol Hux courtesy of The Alliance of Star Wars Fanatics Site on YouTube.
* Snoke is Leia
* Snoke was Ben Solo’s babysitter.
* Snoke was young Ben Solo’s imaginary friend which he unconsciously brought to life with his powers.
* Snoke is actually 5 inches tall / is the fear demon from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
* Snoke is Orochimaru. (”Snoke is using you” he intends to steal Ren’s power/body)
* Snoke ships Kylux. Snoke is an immortal/long lived Sith lord and is playing the long game / it’s implied he has been manipulating Ben/Kylo and Armitage Hux for some nefarious purpose since they were children or even before they were born and he encourages their rivalry.
Oh, how could I forget–Snoke is Hux’s mother alien non-gendered other parent.
Snoke is just a very bored captain phasma
Snoke is “that stormtrooper that bumped his head in episode 4. That’s why he has the scar“ (from the comment on that video)
I just want this to become that scene from Spartacus where everyone says, “No, I’m Snoke.” “No, I’m Snoke.”
Epic reveal.
Snoke is George Lucas trying to get one over on the people who hated the prequels.
Snoke is the baby adopted by Hux and Kylo Ren who returns to the past as Snoke so he can make sure his parents get together, a la Back to the Future.
Snoke is a crowdsourced sith lord, meaning every single rumor and theory that has been made about him will all be simultaneously represented in the film and made canon
- Snoke is Darth Vader
- Snoke is an A.I.
- Snoke is Michael Jackson
- Snoke is Ganondorf
Snoke is michael jackson’s corpse
Snoke is how everyone would be after 2 years of trump’s government
Snoke is Darth vader’s non existing fiancée
Snoke is Colin Mochrie
Snoke is Donald Trump in disguise
Snoke is just there to force Kylo and Hux into marriage
Snoke is dead but returns anyway to haunt Kylo for being a ‘Punk Ass Bitch’
Snoke is Chewbaca
Snoke is a Jedi
Snoke is TheLegend27
Snoke wrote “We Are Number One”
