other popular tumblr blogs: have friend groups with other popular bloggers, make 100k posts together, mail each other cookies presumably, make art for each other, perfect health and a good job

me: on Ahch-To, hiding out at luke skywalkers house being his cool alcoholic friend, hasn’t been seen in 15 years, is regarded as a cryptid, hasn’t experienced an emotion in 19 years, lays on the floor all day