Ex Astris Scientia — Self care is street racing your friends to IHOP at...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Self care is street racing your friends to IHOP at 1am and then going across the street to the sex shop and laughing at the fact that you can buy USB nipple clamps that also play music and then going to Walmart for sushi supplies and then making sushi at 2am while playing Sonic 06