27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
I guess now I can cross “puking in a random parking lot in a random city” off my bucket list
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#haha I love meds #jk #kill meI remember when I had necrotizing pancreatitis and I was like “hmm this ain’t right” and my parents were like “the hospital will just send you home with Norco they’re not gonna do anything” so I wait a few days and see an urgent care and they took one look at my urinalysis and were like “babe you gotta go to Detroit you’re experiencing kidney failure and your pancreas is rotting inside you”. So 10 days and 100 pounds lost later I get home feeling pretty okay and my dads like “So you managed to beat multiple organ failure ay?” And I just sent him this
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omg tumblypoos???? has anyone heard of water??? its particles are so smol they are cute lil cinnamon buns???? & if you drink it cold it tastes so good???? it has no taste but like its so refreshing why is no one talking about this lol….
this post is gonna crawl out of the computer and kill me
ask opem come kill me
second grade fire safety psa voice: now firefighters may look scary. firefighters look like the devil. when you see a firefighter, you might think, “aaah, this is a cyclops, like the one that killed my dad, and now it’s here to kill me too”, and you might want to kill the firefighter,
eeby deeby wasnt that funny but this post will come back to one hit kill me im sure bc i think i have an eeby deeby meme in my queue and im too lazy to hunt it down and delete it
This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.
This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.
“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd
Trying to match this energy
this bitch said “,okay,”
Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”
[music note as flashlight turns off]
Shane: “Okay!”
