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Read the rest of the twitter essay on Calgary’s bootleg Pizza delivery companies here
Definitely the highlight of tonight was stumbling on this. Calgary WTF.
Anonymous asked:
(I’ve got a few of these in my ask box so I’m just going to answer this one with all the information I have.)
Tumblr user pizza, along with 10-12 other popular blogs were terminated because apparently they were being paid to promote this weight loss pill scam, which is against tumblr’s terms and conditions.
Another thing, pizza has made some pretty racist comments and for a while had a “ni****fights” tag along with some other racist tags as well as some other problematic stuff (http://tsarbucks.tumblr.com/post/72150571279/pizza-awfullydistracted-pizza). So generally people are pretty happy she’s gone.
Update: pizza has another blog (I think its her) and its larrytattoos (as of 2015), where she confirms her deletion was because of the weight loss pill scam.
Hope this helped!
canada’s pride and joy is a doughnut shop named after and founded by a hockey player in the 1960s
for all you non-canadian’s who think I’m exaggerating:
there is more to this story and it actually gets better
tim horton the hockey player’s signature move was literally picking opposing players up and hugging them. the guy was like 6′5 on skates, built like a tank, would have come out on top in every hockey fight except that he absolutely refused to punch. someone would hit him and he’d just pick them up in a giant, angry bear hug.
this one time he broke his jaw and leg in a collision and was off the ice for years, and this freaked him tf out, because dude bro do i like…….have value behind all this muscle? what if this like……happens again, bro? what if i can’t play hockey, bro? huh? bro. basically he broke his face and had an existential crisis. happens to the best of us.
so he started a donut shop because he figured he’d need something to do when the next injury rolled around, seeing as oblivion lurks around every corner and none of us have a purpose. he started it in hamilton, ontario. coffee was ten cents.
anyways, when his face got better, he invited a police officer to come run his company so he could go play more hockey. which he did.
so: canada’s pride and joy is a donut shop named after and founded by a touch-starved hockey player in the midst of an existential crisis, that was later run by a cop when the aforementioned hockey player left to play more hockey, that then somehow ate up 62% of the canadian coffee biz. god bless.
A hockey player who hugs his way out of fights is perhaps the most Canadian thing I can imagine.
one of my drivers is from canada and he’s a bit odd and one of the new drivers was standing by my desk as canadian man was dropping off papers to the supervisor and she leans over and asks “is he gay or is he just french canadian?” and yall im gone 💀
What do you mean driver
..person that operates a vehicle
Yeah no shit lol do you mean chauffeur
I should’ve said WhAt dO yOu MeAn VeHiClE
no, packages and shit lmao
one of my drivers is from canada and he’s a bit odd and one of the new drivers was standing by my desk as canadian man was dropping off papers to the supervisor and she leans over and asks “is he gay or is he just french canadian?” and yall im gone 💀
one of my drivers is from canada and he’s a bit odd and one of the new drivers was standing by my desk as canadian man was dropping off papers to the supervisor and she leans over and asks “is he gay or is he just french canadian?” and yall im gone 💀
What do you mean driver
..person that operates a vehicle
hoooooo-boy asked:
It really is. I have an enhanced license so I can go to Canada whenever and it’s so much better. I mean there’s still political issues but it’s so much better than the US
My favorite thing about living so close to canada is that
Anonymous asked:
Yeah I talked with my astro prof about it and he thinks it’s the pollution from the wildfires
