seerofstuff

phantomrose96

The key shortcut of "windows key" and "." held together has changed my life

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emoji access? supremely powerful 🙂💖

But

Kaomoji ?

The year is 2013 and I am unstoppable ヾ(•ω•`)o o(*￣▽￣*)ブo(*°▽°*)o

phantomrose96

When I say I do everything out of spite I literally mean it like. I graduated highschool out of spite. Got a pilots license out of spite. Went to college out of spite. Got on the president’s list out of spite. Bought a townhouse out of spite. Got a government job out of spite. I am unstoppable because I am a bitter asshole.

warglaives

luminaras

— S e c r e t s must be exposed when found. Detours must be taken when encountered. And if you are the one who stands at the crossroads or the place of concealment, you must never leave it to another to act in your place.

sw

tired-thespian

onion-souls

Heart skipped a beat for a moment while scrolling as a misreading conjured up a story of a water filter passing the Turing Test

downtrodden-squidward

i must filtre water but… humans are the biggest source of aquatic contamination… I must wipe them out

onion-souls

I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream but AM is a Brita pitcher

juk3box-h3ro asked:

You must be the Sun and I must be the Earth, because the closer we get, the hotter I become. *runs*

You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

fr0styfingers

kallistoi

[video description: various short clips of a toddler walking up to a grumpy looking orange cat and snuggling their face gently against the cat’s side.]

hollyevolving

I like how the kid pauses their toddler momentum before approaching the cat gently. Like, yes, cat understands that toddler must be treated softly. But clearly, toddler also understands that cat must be treated softly. That’s pretty great.

shrekshugebadussy

anniedraws

lemonteaflower:

You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

eriizabeto

wimpynoodle

we were so close to this ending on a good note… why…

lemonteaflower

this fucking post popped up in my dash again i swear it haunts me since the day i posted it why must it come back why must it always have that last pic attached why did this happen i did not sign for this.

actualbuckybames

Anonymous asked:

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

misgenderisms-deactivated202010 answered:

i am on the FLOOR

gendergenius

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

zinnia-apologist

specialhex

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

cdsandstarships-deactivated2021

tastefullyoffensive

(via meanboysclub)

mypissedoffsandwich

The last one

thunderboltsortofapenny

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

toastyhat

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”