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This show was modern art.
Okay, but the IN-CONTEXT reasons for most of that shit are just as crazy. Like Courage got so scared a tiny cowboy rode out of his mouth and shot guns in the air. That is the reason that happened.
Why does this dude from Courage the Cowardly Dog remind me of RiceGum
Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.
So when are we gonna acknowledge the fact that Clickhole is just one giant shitpost machine. They’ve turned shitposting into a manufactured process. Shitposting capitalism, if you will. They’re putting us organic, mom and pop shitposters out of work.
The fact that this is circulating again scares me
hi everyone please stop reblogging the piss flower im begging you
[Doctor voice] ma’am please stop trying to breakdance you are IN LABOR
I remember when I was 5 and I had Scarlet Fever on my birthday and my mom brought in cupcakes for my class while I stayed home and in bed and that’s probably why I’m so angry all the time
Employer: Why should we hire you?
Me: *Slides blue eyes white dragon card across table*
Employer: Shit ur hired
What if we took all the bath bombs and put them in THE OCEAN
