you can tell a lot about a star wars fan by their opinions on yoda, luke skywalker, and finn
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Update from the man himself
The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.
Also this.
Which led him to this.
Bless this man.
OK HOLD UP BROS LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO A COOL-ASS STONE: BLUE SANDSTONE
DO YOU WANT THE GALAXY PRINT OF ROCKS
LOOK AT THIS SHIT
DO YOU WANT ROCKS THAT LOOK LIKE WINDOWS TO SPACE
OF COURSE YOU DO
HOW AWESOME IS THIS
GO AHEAD AND WEAR STARS ON YOUR FINGER
BALL OF SPACE
So pretty
POINT OF ORDER: blue goldstone is not a rock. It is glass with copper inclusions and that makes it even more awesome because we are NEVER going to run out of it, and it’s not mined and it is so amazing to work with if you’re devoted to Urania. Similarly red goldstone is an AMAZING Prometheus stone, because using fire to make it.
^^^^ THANK YOU FOR STILL SAYING HOW COOL IT IS YOU ARE A WONDERFUL PAGAN.
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
reblog to get sued instantly
Like I always find this hilarious because this is what happens every single time. Black people a movie about themselves and white people lose their shit. Asian people make a movie about themselves and white people lose their shit. Gay people make a movie about themselves and straight people lose their shit.
Can you guys make up your minds? do you want us to make our own stories or not?
![jovialmaverick:
“title: Organs and Ordinals
for: Newton Geiszler and Hermann Gottlieb
[ listen ]
tracklist:
“• hongkongaton | gorillaz
• what do you want | gotye
• the scientist | flux pavilion
• cannons | kaiser chiefs
• titan of the deep |...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5806a518889e722d3091a648a4f92248/tumblr_n9pfo1FShY1r8kc1zo1_r1_1280.png)
title: Organs and Ordinals
for: Newton Geiszler and Hermann Gottlieb
[ listen ]
tracklist:
- hongkongaton | gorillaz
- what do you want | gotye
- the scientist | flux pavilion
- cannons | kaiser chiefs
- titan of the deep | prototype raptor
- calm like you | the last shadow puppets
- switzerland | daughter
- strangeness and charm | florence + the machine
Anonymous asked:
Do you want me to hug my cat for you? That way you're closer to your goal of hugging every cat (he's sleeping on my bed!)
YES
Kicked out of the LGBT community?
Yes, I’m afraid it’s true. /:
I wish I could fight for equality with them, instead of next to them. I wish there was an S for “Straight” in the acronym. The acronym means being proud for your sexuality after all, doesn’t it? Hm…
Well, I still have my straight pride! Even if those of the LGBT community do not want my identity in their acronym, I can still be a proud ally and heterosexual! :)
Ohhh noOOO the big mean queers kicked you out if a space for queer people??? For not being queer? OUTRAGEOUS! disgusting this is true heterophobia uwu uwu spread awareness #straight pride Straight people are oppressed too!!1!1!! Uwu look at this poor Republican heterosexual DiD U KNO THE STRAIGHT FLAG IS, GASP, BLACK AND WHITE??? THATS SOOO DISCRIMINATION!!!! BIG BAD MEAN QUEERS!!! lets all go cry in a corner while complaining how orlando could have happened to HETEROSEXUALS
