pride month is during strawberry season and you think it’s a coincidence? think again, strawberries are gay
Only gay ppl can eat strawberries
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
I’m using my stepdad’s car to get to work because I can’t afford a car. The reason I got the job was so I could get an apartment upstate so I could do research for the university. I’m going to be making around 3k over the summer. Half of that goes to the apartment. 1k of that goes to a car I’m going to be buying at the end of the summer. That leaves me $500 for 9 months of food, books, and necessities. My step dad now thinks that because I’m using his car, and have a job, I can buy groceries for the family. With the remaining $500 of my budget. He doesn’t fucking understand that literally every round of groceries I buy for the family means meals that I have to skip at university and he has the fucking nerve to be angry at me for being “””””selfish””””” and not wanting to throw my god damned money at him and his fucking kids.
Excuse me.
Okay.. alright..
British food does not look like that.
That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?
This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes Iโm British and we donโt all drink tea and speak posh oh no. Thatโs due to the area you live in.
Oxfordshire=posh
London= cockney
Midlands= northern
Welsh= north
And Scotland northern
And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.
So just donโt Diss British food, youโve probably never tried it.
Try and defend that British food all you want but the toxic sludge looks at least like it could plausibly have a stray flake of pepper or grain of salt hidden somewhere in there
y’all think british food got taste or colour? Okay
I’m crying at the pictures y’all are posting of Good British Food™️ like it ain’t the sawdust shit my ancestors ate before escaping in the 1800s
and y’all had the audacity to invade 80% of the planet in order to control the spice trade but won’t dare put it on any of your food my god
тєη ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, αℓℓ gαтнєяє∂ тσ ∂ιηє;
σηє ¢нσкє∂ ση нιѕ яαgє αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ηιηє

it’s been a long, hard road. but we’re finally here: i hit 1k last night!! thanks to everyone who promo’d me along the way. y’all are perfect lovelies.
i’m going to do a giveaway at some point but i simply don’t have the extra funds at the moment to do any sort of shipping. like, i have all of the products i want to give out (for the most part) but no money for shipping?? and i’d rather have that in hand before i make said giveaway so it doesn’t end and i’m just like “welp.”
regardless! this is something i promised i’d do so here we go. please don’t feel bad if you’re not on here, i appreciate every single person i follow and every single person who follows me. c:
ѕєνєη ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, σηє ℓιкє∂ тσ ∂яαω ∂ι¢кѕ;
ℓιƒє ιмιтαтє∂ αят, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ѕιχ
{i don’t follow a whole lot of non-mutuals. i don’t follow a lot of people to begin with, actually, pfft. but most of my non-mutuals are artblogs, and i love them!}
fullunadulteratedart ✧ justisaisfine ✧ ryantheradking ✧ sweetsweetsweetie ✧ undergroundmindpalace ✧ xxxrayvin
ѕιχ ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, σƒтєη ѕтяєαмє∂ ℓινє;
σηє ∂ιє∂ тσ ѕ¢αℓє, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ƒινє
{these are some generally awesome babies that i love following.}
achievement-hvnter ✧ blakium ✧ bmvagababe ✧ fakerahcrew ✧ feelsflavouredicecream ✧ fxreuk ✧ generaltay ✧ golaxies ✧ king-ryan-babewood ✧ literallyepsilon ✧ mirapancake ✧ neverbeenmoredone ✧ privatekissass ✧ teamgentsfancynews ✧ triskacircuswheel
ƒινє ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, σηє тяαρρє∂ ιη тнє ƒℓσσя;
σηє яαη συт σƒ αιя, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє ƒσυя
{these are some mutuals that i am incredibly fond of. some of these people are so gr8 i cannot believe they actually follow me lmao..}
barkharley ✧ ellysaria1 ✧ kaijuno ✧ ryanhaywoodofficial ✧ scarymissmerry ✧ secret-ryan ✧ silvermoon442 ✧ spookyghostray ✧ teamdemarais ✧ tenlittleroosters ✧ tiredspaceking
ƒσυя ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ, ѕтιℓℓ тяуιηg тσ ƒℓєє;
σηє gσт ωнαт тнєу ωαηтє∂, αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωєяє тняєє
{the sqUAD. these are my best fucking friends. forreal. i love. they’re incredible.}
applesighs ✧ iwatchedyoufall ✧ mousethelawyerbot ✧ slimeybot ✧ theactualraynarvaezjr ✧ thealphamaggie ✧ thespinesmoustache
נυѕт тняєє ℓιттℓє яσσѕтєяѕ ℓєƒт…
σηє ∂ιє∂ σƒ α ρυη,
тнє кιℓℓєя ωαѕ кιℓℓє∂–
αη∂ тнєη тнєяє ωαѕ σηє.
{my qpp. the driving force behind everything that i am. my other half. c:}
✧ wexeatxthexrude ✧
hes actually been doing this shit for years now. hes been running a "camp" since 2015. its $1k for 2 nights. if u dont wanna share a room w someone the "vip experience" is aboug $6500 and even a day pass is like $400. meet and greets cost about $900 and they wear surgical gloves. the fans are called "the echelon" and he constantly repeats the phrase "you wouldnt understand", so when theres any critcism against the band the fans are quick to come to their defense because they already have a them vs us mentality. and i believe in 2013 jared leto held a competition of some sort where the prize was sleeping in his bed. hes a creep and its definitely a cult
The Nightly Show, April 7, 2015
But lobster and sushi is food??? How can you be mad at them for buying food with their food stamps????
what I’ve gathered from this is that they want to bar poor people from buying a) expensive food and b) cheap food
The only conclusion here is that they literally want poor people to die, not that I needed to know this bill existed to know that
Yeah pretty much. But it’s no secret America hates poor people.
If anyone says the words “Food,” “Dinner,” or “Hungry” at any time and in any context, Refurb makes this face and screams by her dish for ten minutes.
WHO SAID FOOD
I WANT FOOD
WHAT EVEN IS FOOD

FOOOOOOOOOOD MEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous asked:
Unless you’re David Karp I don’t believe that tbh I don’t even think that many people are on this site