the juxtaposition alone was funny enough. then I saw the caption lol
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Anonymous asked:
Can I behead myself to get out of it?
Bed: Kylo because he’s pretty
Wed: Vader under the circumstance that he never touched me ever
Behead: Darth Maul because when I was little and watching the prequels he scared the shit out of me and I’ll never forgive him
Obi-Wan cuts off so many limbs
considering that he is now dead and existing as a force ghost
one might even call him
a phantom menace
hey! hey! no
maybe the real phantom menace was the limbs we chopped along the way
here’s the qui-gon and obi-wan vs darth maul fight from phantom menace but tracked to gimme gimme gimme by abba
What on earth possessed you to do this?
It’s what obi-wan would have wanted.
• Single-handedly killed Darth Maul at the age of 25
• Became a Jedi Knight at the age of 25
• Took on a padawan at the age of 25
• Was on the Jedi Council by the age of 37
• Fantastic pilot
• Absolutely hates flying
• Master of Sass and Sarcasm
• Incredibly attractive
• Most likely knew about Anakin and Padme’s marriage from the beginning, still never said anything about it
• Put up with all of Anakin’s crap for over 10 years
• Loved him like a brother
• Hated to fight him
• Leaving Anakin on Mustafar broke his spirit
A few years ago I made a post about how we were entering a period of micromemes. Memes that only lasted a few days/weeks. Meme production over the last few years has only increased to the point of there being a new meme a few times a week. Meme production will increase, quicker and quicker into infinity. I warned against the dangers of a meme singularity. I fear that soon, the meme singularity (memeularity) will be upon us. Every meme will exist within each other into infinity. It’s already happening. Meme fusion is just a cheap tactic to make micromemes seem stronger. We will soon be splicing memes into an unrecognizable mutant disaster. The memepocalypse is upon us. I tried to warn you.
Cis people being upset about trans people saying “down with cis” are just so…
Like oh, you’re upset about a meme? That’s cool. Maybe tell your fellow cishets to stop killing trans people while you’re over there complaining to them about it
then why is it ok for trans people to make jokes or memes about cis people but its not ok for cis people to make jokes/memes about trans people
Because you’re not oppressed. You don’t have to worry about getting killed for being trans. You wont be denied a job or get beat up in the fucking bathroom. Your parents wont kick you out of the house for being trans. Your parents wont make you go to conversion therapy or abuse you for being trans.
And they get this one thing, right? They get this safe space on the internet where they can vent and be themselves and make jokes. ONE FUCKING THING.
But nooooooooo they ain’t allowed to have fuckin jokes because it hurts yalls feelings
Grow up.
Weird flex but okay
I appreciate honesty
they really weren't kidding huh