spitblaze asked:
scp-wiki(.)net/scp-2014
iguanamouth answered:
“SCP-2014 identifies itself as “Zsar Magoth”, an extradimensional entity suspected to have been responsible for creating multiple cults and causing several crimes, such as murder, theft, and indecent exposure.“
and it talks like this:
“I gotta be honest, doc-o. Every rule has its exception. And the exception for me was skating, because in all my aeons I’ve never seen something so far out. I used to think you guys were all a bunch of flakes who I would gladly destroy once I became powerful enough. But now I know better.”
A GOOD ELDRITCH BEAST
Let it have its skateboard
