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Luke Skywalker, immediately upon being handed Anakin’s lightsaber: this bitch empty
[tosses off cliff]
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#the last jedi #luke skywalker #fuckin drama queen #tlj spoilersTLJ wasn’t the Star Wars we wanted but it was the Star Wars we needed.
Like Luke’s write-off pissed off a lot of fans but I wouldn’t call his behavior ooc I mean he’s still the massive gay drama queen as always.
But on a serious note the movie wonderfully delivers some very heavy and hard-to-swallow lessons (just like Rogue One did).
Heroes fail. Leaders fall. The ways of the Jedi were flawed. Everyone has their weaknesses. People become old and bitter and broken. Not everything has to mean something, sometimes your heroes are nobodies, abandoned on backwater planets by alcoholic parents. The movie rips your favorite characters from you and burns your hopes and beliefs to the ground. Luke and Yoda burn them to the ground. It’s real. It’s upsetting. But it’s real.
This movie scorched the proverbial garden so that greener plants may grow. So that new heroes may rise from the ashes of the ones that came before them. Stronger, better, wiser.
the best part of The Last Jedi was the reconfirmation that Luke Skywalker is the most dramatic hoe in the entire galaxy and likes to wallow around on his depression island jumping across ravine’s and sitting on cliff’s while staring at the sunset… always staring into the sunset
i can’t believe people were surprised that luke skywalker tossed his lightsaber in the last jedi i mean he saved the galaxy by doing the exact same thing why tf not do it again
when in doubt: yeet
I feel like most of the people who are salty about Luke being portrayed as a bitter old man are younger people that didn’t have to wait FOURTY YEARS for Mark Hamill to reprise his role like did you really think we were just gonna roll up to his Depression Island and he was gonna be the same desert twink all these years later?
Yknow I think I really like bitter old man Luke because he’s so relatable. I too am a dramatic gay who is also old and bitter and is ready to Die. Keep your well wishes away from me I’m ready to force ghost out of this binch
luke skywalker is a jedi master and so we must kinkshame him sorry i don’t make the rules
Knowing that Mark Hamill supports gay and trans Luke Skywalker is all I needed in my life goodbye I’m ascending to heaven
I feel like Luke Skywalker has a lot of bad puns up his sleeve. I don’t know why, but I just know he’s the king of shitty puns
