Fake clickbait headlines from The Good Place.
Fearless praying mantis
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Fearless praying mantis
I’m like ‘what the fuck little dude that is not a good place to be you will be hit by all of the sparks’
and then the little dude is like ‘do not worry I will simply parry all the sparks’
now i understand why this lil hoe is on kungfu panda
My moms house has high ceilings and those sort of shelf-spaces all around the perimeter of the room, where most people would put vases or decorative plants.
Instead, they put Dimitri's cat bed up there, because he, like most cats, likes to be high up, and also his sister Persephone can't jump up there, so it's a good place for him to relax unperturbed when he needs some alone time. (Dimitri was an only child for the first five years of his life, and is very introverted/private, whereas Pcef needs constant attention, so sometimes he needs time away from her to decompress)
We call this are The Penthouse. Dimitri will frequently look down upon us mere mortals from his heavenly perch.
(it is not uncommon for me to ask, "Where's Mitri?" and be told "He's in the Penthouse.")
A King amongst mortals.
One day, you lose your wallet, and it is found by a mob boss, who figures out that you aren’t in such a good place financially, and takes pity on you. So they start anonymously sending cash, clothes, and furniture to you in the mail, eventually, the mob boss sends you a letter to stating that they bought you a house, and it lists an adress. What do you do?
In this economy? Thank them politely, pledge your loyalty, and join the mob.
interviewed for a poison dart / exotic amphibian and reptile place today and I know ppl that work there so I know it’s a good place and pretty progressive but I was still kinda impressed when the HR lady asked me my prefered name and pronouns and explained how they always ask because they have a lot of trans and nb employees
Anonymous asked:
as i said it does not excuse my behavior but i hope it does give some indsight to my actions, i am sorry and i will keep following you because i actually like some of the posts that you do and think you’re cool, i am not proud of how i acted. im sorry, thanks for you time. T.J.A love! (2/2)
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Thanks for sending this. I understand how stress gets to people and how it can make people lash out and say things they don’t mean. I think it was very mature to come back after getting into a better place and apologizing. You are forgiven and I apologize for the rude assumptions I made on your character. I’m glad you’re in a better place now, too ❤️
I’m watching The Good Place and they finally arrive in The Bad Place

oh what’s that

how is this show so good
Anonymous asked:
Ngl I’ve never heard of the place