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#tlj spoilersTLJ wasn’t the Star Wars we wanted but it was the Star Wars we needed.
Like Luke’s write-off pissed off a lot of fans but I wouldn’t call his behavior ooc I mean he’s still the massive gay drama queen as always.
But on a serious note the movie wonderfully delivers some very heavy and hard-to-swallow lessons (just like Rogue One did).
Heroes fail. Leaders fall. The ways of the Jedi were flawed. Everyone has their weaknesses. People become old and bitter and broken. Not everything has to mean something, sometimes your heroes are nobodies, abandoned on backwater planets by alcoholic parents. The movie rips your favorite characters from you and burns your hopes and beliefs to the ground. Luke and Yoda burn them to the ground. It’s real. It’s upsetting. But it’s real.
This movie scorched the proverbial garden so that greener plants may grow. So that new heroes may rise from the ashes of the ones that came before them. Stronger, better, wiser.
Luke Skywalker, immediately upon being handed Anakin’s lightsaber: this bitch empty
[tosses off cliff]
Knowing that Mark Hamill supports gay and trans Luke Skywalker is all I needed in my life goodbye I’m ascending to heaven
I feel like most of the people who are salty about Luke being portrayed as a bitter old man are younger people that didn’t have to wait FOURTY YEARS for Mark Hamill to reprise his role like did you really think we were just gonna roll up to his Depression Island and he was gonna be the same desert twink all these years later?
i can’t believe people were surprised that luke skywalker tossed his lightsaber in the last jedi i mean he saved the galaxy by doing the exact same thing why tf not do it again
when in doubt: yeet
the best part of The Last Jedi was the reconfirmation that Luke Skywalker is the most dramatic hoe in the entire galaxy and likes to wallow around on his depression island jumping across ravine’s and sitting on cliff’s while staring at the sunset… always staring into the sunset
Poe Dameron and Kaydel Ko Connix deleted scene from Star Wars The Last Jedi
Oh, you mean a shit ton of Resistance fighters would have died on D'Qar if not for Poe’s so-called stunt? U know what’s funny is I already knew that FROM THE TEXT OF THE FILM but I seem to be in the minority on that. SO WEIRD.
OH, YOU MEAN THAT ONCE AGAIN, POE “DON’T PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER JUST TO TAKE THE HEAT OFF ME” DAMERON FULLY INTENDED TO BE THE ONLY CASUALTY OF THE RESISTANCE THAT DAY?
YOU MEAN POE “TRICKS HIS DROID INTO THE LAST ESCAPE POD AND SPACES HIMSELF BECAUSE BB-8’S SENTIENCE IS WORTH MORE TO HIM THAN HIS OWN LIFE” DAMERON WAS THE ~SOLE X-WING UP AGAINST A DREADNOUGHT ON A SUICIDE MISSION~ NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED GLORY BUT BECAUSE HE KNEW SACRIFICING HIMSELF MIGHT SAVE THE WHOLE FLEET?
AND DIDN’T NEED TO BE POORLY TAUGHT THAT BY A SHITTY GLORYHOUND SKETCHY “LEADER” WHO DIDN’T ACTUALLY GET IN FRONT OF THE FLEET, BUT RATHER WAITED UNTIL 99% OF THE RESISTANCE HAD DIED BEFORE MAKING THE SPLASHIEST MOVE THEY COULD?
YOU MEAN POE “I JUST WANT MY PARENTS’ SACRIFICES TO HAVE BEEN WORTH IT” DAMERON WAS LITERALLY ONLY IGNORING *LEIA’S ORDER TO SAVE HIMSELF* – AND EVERY BOMBER PILOT WAS INDIVIDUALLY IGNORING LEIA’S RETURN ORDERS IN A BID TO SUPPORT POE AS A TRUSTED FRIEND, NOT AS A LEADER SENDING THEM TO THEIR DEATHS?
YOU DON’T SAY!!!
Poe Stans who have been saying this all along:
“Star Wars - The Last Jedi” IMAX posters for AMC Theatres.
Source: @Danmumforddraws
