Anonymous asked:
wow ungrateful much? people would kill to have as much attention as you, and it's rare to find an older hilarious post like that trending that still has an active user. some people probably don't even know it's from four years ago! of course people are curious about what happened, the nature of it assured that, so you don't have to be like that.
This happens about once a year. Every fucking year.
And like an old man, once a year I have to go out on my porch and tell all the little children playing in my yard to fuck off and then the children, mad that I want nothing to do with them, call me an ungrateful bitch because I should be HONORED these children broke into my yard and trampled my flower gardens and tore up my grass
