Ex Astris Scientia — ciribi: ciribi: garrus-vakkarian: me, in...

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me, in 2014: haha what is up with people who want to fuck monsters that’s disgusting 

me, now: 3 werewolves fucked me in a denny’s bathroom

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I remember going to an afterhours clinic when I first had pancreatitis and a kidney infection and the doctors were like “so how much pain are you in” and I was like “idk like it’s hard to sleep bc of it I guess” and they took my pulse and it was like. over 200 bpm 

i got sent to the er SO fucking fast and even then i only spent like 5 minutes in the lobby before getting admitted that was the only way i knew how bad it was for real bc when you go to the er you could be spending HOURS waiting and the fact they took me back so quick was like ah this is gonna suck i guess

So I have one green eye and one half green half brown eye and I was doing some genetics test and. My parents have brown eyes and blue eyes. And my grandparents are all brown eyed except for one blue eyed. Its genetically impossible (or, like, very nearly impossible) for me to have green eyes. Which means the green part is the heterochromatic defect and not the brown part

Or I’m adopted

i guess idk
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