Anonymous asked:
my cat is literally just a fucking crackhead like he's always doing the WEIRDEST bullshit like he doesn't mind water AND he sticks to me like velcro (i trip 99x a day) so he'll just fucking. Hop in the shower with me. No fucks given. But somehow he's still learned that water spray bottle = BAD, but he's such a dork i dont even have to use it anymore, if I just make spraying sounds with my mouth and do fucking jazz hands he does a weird little MROW and fucking somersaults away, I love him
My cat is so weird too he showers with me all the time and freaks out if I go pee without him and he sleeps in my bed and SNORES so loud and has dreams I guess because he’ll just start chattering and twitching in his sleep and he bites his own tail for fun
