Remember the good ol’ meme days? Remember rage comics and demotivational posters? Numa numa? The badger song? Charlie the unicorn? Remember when Smosh was relevant? Ah, those good ol’ meme days, when I was only a young memer.
I’m gonna fuck it
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Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.
there are 3 letters in the number 6
there are 3 numbers in 666
there are 3 letters in USA
wake up america
AND there have been 3 presidents
coincidence??? I think not
AND a triangle has 3 sides
illuminati confirmed
not to mention the government does secret military stuff in the pentagon, and how many sides does a pentagon have??
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welcome to my twisted sister

Never trust someone who sleeps with the closet door open cause they just askin for demons
Newton dressed up as Groot and only saying “I am Noot” to annoy Hermann
Anonymous asked:
I am a human being. I own skin. Which I grew. Myself. On my 100% human body. I am definitely not an alien lizard in a flesh suit. 100% human.
tfw no gf (gravity falls)
WHAt if they played mmm whatcha say every time someone died in Ten Little Roosters oh my god
What if we took all the bath bombs and put them in THE OCEAN