I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke.
NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!
WHOOPS OH NO LOOKS LIKE IM DOING A FULL FINAL PAM REWATCH TODAY
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WELCOME TO THE MONSTER FACTORY
THE FINAL PAM - EPISODE ONE
i do this. this is final pam. you remember how your backyard barbeque go, the smiths. pretty good it doesn’t seem. ha ha. i tell little joke. next time, you invite pam.
why does this fucking monster factory joke aesthetic have a more bold and innovative layout style than any edit ive seen in any other fandom
WELCOME TO THE MONSTER FACTORY
THE FINAL PAM - EPISODE ONE
i do this. this is final pam. you remember how your backyard barbeque go, the smiths. pretty good it doesn’t seem. ha ha. i tell little joke. next time, you invite pam.
i recorded this and fought it in imovie so i could upload it bc this part of monster factory made me laugh so hard i almost pissed myesslf
when tumblr broke its shit fuck ads the disembodied audio from this video played every time i got on tumblr for like 7 hours and ive finally found it. ive found the suck who has haunted me.
I’m naming all of my children after monster factory creations
She is both the metric by which the world will be judged, and the judge. And executioner.
“sometimes your arms are simply too short to box with god” is some metaphysical next level shit and i cant believe it was said in describing a monster factory in universe wrestling match between turbovicki and the final pam
- griffin on mbmbam: my name is SPRITE PEPSI, and i'm ABSTINENCE TIL I DIE.
- griffin on monster factory: I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!!!
- griffin on the adventure zone: When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying; others are abrupt and unfair; but most are unremarkable, unintentional and clumsy.
they both ugly whats the difference
The one on the left will not stop talking about how good acid is while the one on the right judges you for not being vegan and smells exclusively of cigarette ash
Anonymous asked:
Why is Kombucha so nasty :/
beetledrink answered:
that’s fungus babe!
my mistake! i was wrong
that’s bacteria babe!
Lars, im gonna keep it real with you, kombucha is good and you’re wrong
i wholly accept your opinion but kombucha tastes like something a gnome would brew me after he found me passed out in the woods after getting lost and he nurses me back to health with his highly protected family kombucha recipe but when i’m healed he says hell find me and he is owed one favor for my life
then several years later when he shows up in my home and demands i kidnap the only child of his clans rival and i refuse he twists his little hand towards me and i feel my guts churning and contorting and he reveals that the fermented brew is now a part of me that he controls and if i do not follow through on his request he will cause my own organs to rise up and strangle me. so yeah that’s what kombucha tastes like
you’re fucking annoying and sound like the hardest thing you can drink is whiskey sour
you sound SUPER mad over kombucha