some fool: wokeness is killing humor, only offensive jokes are funny
me, an intellectual:
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Scientists uncover a stone with writing on it that no one can make sense of. When you see it for the first time, you can read it perfectly.

this meme is like 2 years old please let it die
Hahah you sweet summer child:

Loss, and the meme of making fun of loss, turns ten this year
happy 13th birthday to this icon
whats up you shitposts loving fucks
oh great here comes the meme loving asshole
shitpost loving fucks: Aquarius, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo
meme loving assholes: Capricorn, Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius
the bots now doall our discourse for us
thank god
THAT’S IT
I CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PSEUDORANDOM BOT NONSENSE AND ACTUAL PEOPLE ANYMORE
WHAT EVEN IS REAL
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if it makes you feel any better, the “thank god” part was human
you can pretty much tell because i literally programmed 0 grammar into memelovingbot. it just sticks meme phrases in other meme phrases. memes are just so goddamn incoherant already that it sounds legit
way to ruin my immersion
think of it this way: you, too, can make terrible robot garbage like memelovingbot, because it is simple and fun to learn to make robots specifically designed to make jokes you, their creator, will laugh at
i have a robot army that i basically designed to make it easier for me to laugh at my own jokes. i am the ultimate bot dad
i’m robot mom
Programmers tried for generations to create a program that could pass the Turing Test. They made ever more complex conversational bots, but to no avail. How could any of us have known that it wasn’t a more intelligent bot that was needed but a less intelligent humanity?
it’s not less intelligent we just gave up on grammar in favor of joke. memes are better. everything is better. intelligence is a bullshit racist/ableist/classist/sexist social construct that doesn’t really measure anything except the abilities to do whatever brain things are most rewarded by the oppressive overclass anyway, it fails to get enormous quantities of valuable and interesting kinds of skills and talents that humans have in favor of a few rigid categories that are defined and tested by people only interested in reinforcing a marginalizing, oppressive status quo
up with memes down with that capitalist bullshit imo
Bees are pretty.
me: what do you need to do, doc???
tumblr surgeon: Hehe! :3 im gonna have to snoot your liver because you;re a silly pepe shitpost meme who didnt drink 8 cups of water a day!!!!
me *trying to get up*: let me go i dont want the surgery anymore
tumblr surgeon *forcibly restraining me*: Uwu that wasnt very fall out boy of you!!! ur smol liver needs some frick frack… hehe :3
I can’t believe this is the final meme of 2015
It all comes back to loss.
I shitpost when I’m feeling down
but u always shitpost

the terrors of the past don’t stop
Not an artifact, but a warning
An ancient writ of sealing
What twisted horrors lie beyond are unfathomable by mortal minds
this e.e. cummings poem is probably very Deep but honestly at this point it just reads like a shitpost to me
👌👌brIght💯💡💡💥 bRight s???💥💡💯 big 🔆🔅🔆(soft) soft near calm👌👍 (Bright)calm st?? holy (soft briGht deep)yeS near sta? calm star🌞 big💫 👌yEsalone (wHo Yes👌👍👌 near deep👇 whO big💪👍💯 alone soft neardeep calm deep????Ht ?????T) Who(holy💫💯 alone)holy(alone hol💯y)alone