this completely set off my fight or flight I feel like a fucking mandrill
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Jolene (33 R.P.M) - click for .mp3
Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.
Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner. And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence.
An already perfect song made transcendental..
Well, this changes everything.
Green Collar Boy voices his opinion about getting his nails trimmed.
17 Days
I swear to God he says “fuck you” in response to being called a good boy.
Good Lord! He does say “fuck you” where did my sweet innocent pup learn this phrase?!
YEAH I GOT NOTHING
i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that
I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.
The one short video you should watch today
good lord he’s preaching and I’ve seen the light
I’m literally in tears ???
[Speaker on the Mic] When you have an opportunity to tell two black girls to shut up and get off stage, and you don’t; and you shake their hands and you smile and you step to the side and you listen. That is a firm difference from turning around and staring at a little black girl and saying, “Shut up. I’ll talk to you later.” You’re being rude for allowing people to say that to her. I’m going to tell you, “The proof is in the pudding.” every time. If I can find a picture of you from fifty-one years ago chained to a black woman, protesting segregation. Then, I know fifty-one years later. You’re willing to close your arms, hold your head, and listen to two black girls yell and scream, rightfully so, as opposed to someone who will tell you to shut up. [? Clinton, Speaker, and young black girl speaking at once?] As opposed to someone who will tell you, “Later.” When it comes to your children dying in the streets. I know. I know that the only person I have the conscious to vote for is Bernard Sanders. [crowd applause] I know that the only person that my logical, beautiful, black mind will allow me to vote for is Senator Bernie Sanders, and I want to tell the other side, I know from going around and shaking hands and hugging these beautiful black faces in South Carolina, that god damn firewall got a crack in it. [Hilary:] Umm. Okay, back to the issue. [Audience Member:] Thank you! [Hilary:] The issue that I was reported– @captioned-vines
I made a post about why black voters are voting for Hillary. I am still waiting on my answer and everyone who is going to answer my question should watch this video first and then tell me why you are voting for Hillary. This video obviously shows (at least to me) that she does not care about me, my family, some of my friends, or other people in my culture. So please, some one who is voting for Hillary and not Bernie, answer me this:
Why are voting for Hillary and not Bernie?
memeception
WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME
The layers to this would take so long to explain you could write a whole essay analyzing it good lord.
i am so upset
Good Lord!!
WTF.
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For anyone wondering what it’s like living in the U.S. rn
For anyone wondering she was hella drunk and promptly arrested, although not before licking the windows multiple times