Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’
Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:
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I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as
I CANNOT stress enough to the history blogs innocently reblogging this post that it is NOT about historical figure julius caesar, it IS about a shitty dumbass bastard cosplayer in a wildass video game
For the last FUCKING time this ISN’T about HISTORICAL FIGURE Julius Caesar and GOD HELP ME when the ides of march hits again
been reading up about julius caesar's horse which was described as having multiple toes or "humanlike feet" on its front legs and i needed to show you all this horrifying engraving of caesar's horse and its human grippers
Encounter: partial reverse centaur
The concept is bizarre, combining a building material from the time of Julius Caesar with a Jetsons aesthetic, but the approach has already worked before.
This newly-revived technique could provide low-cost housing for refugees and displaced people, and generally provide architects with a cost-effective way to explore convex construction.
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i recommend learning other alphabets if for no other reason than it’s very fun to see people replace latin alphabet letters with complete nonsense for Aesthetic
as julius caesar famously said: “vspph vphdph vphcph”
as brutus said, tase him again
julius caesar’s assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part
The Julius Caesar fandom today: 😂 🔪guess who just 🙌 🔪 got 🙌 M̴̘͎̯̑̅ͤͧ̄ͮͬ͘U͎̙̔ͧ̉ͦ̃̑R̨̚͏̡̜͓̖͙̫̯Ḑ͔͕̜̙ͯ̍̽̈E͉̱̣̭ͯ̉̔ͫ͢ͅR̴̥͖̫̺͓̜͚͐ͮE̻͈̘̤̘̪͑̉͋̇̏̈͆ͩD̛̜͓͙̳͓̞͐ͥ̕?̤̮̣̟͉̯̰̫͐̿ͮ̏ͧͪ̅̄͟?̵͑̈́ͦ̅ͪ̃̚̚͞͏̘̦͚̯͓̺͍?̶̪͍̗̫̓͒̈́̎͋ͪ?😂🔪 🙌 🔪
the ides of march
caesar: let me see what you guys have
the senators: A KNIFE!!!
caesar: nO
The Ides of March are come...
Aye, Caesar, but not gone.
He was investigated by the secret service for this joke
Which makes it SO much funnier
