The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.

Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.

The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.

Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.

The Skyrim of Theseus is my favorite philosophical quandary.

Fun fact: you can play the entirety of Fallout 3 inside a mod of New Vegas. It’s called A Tale of Two Wastelands and it’s the best way to play Fallout 3.

I LEGITIMATELY DOWNLOADED AND INSTALLED SKYRIM JUST TO TEST THIS.

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AFTERWARDS.

You do know you can just… keep walking, right? Also why are you only stealing food items???

1) it’s not about the fact that you can keep walking

2) it’s not about playing properly only stealing food

It’s about CAN YOU, if your only stolen items are food, eat them all and get out of being arrested. The answer is yes.

If you’re trying to make this into some sort of logic or reason thing you are not playing Skyrim correctly my dude.

It’s about the mental image of a guard starting to apprehend you, watching you devour three cheese wheels in like half a second (presumably looking him dead in the eyes as you do), and deciding that he is not getting paid enough to deal with this bullshit.

this is how skyrim dungeons are designed

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

here you go

Roomba creates maps of the inside of your house

You’re like the 400th person to add this so:

This is the outline of my bedroom, with approximate furniture. Information I might not want handed out to the government or corporations or whatever. Not even including dubious terrain like rugs and clutter:

Here’s what a roomba, at floor level, with clutter and obstructions and stuff-under-stuff might be able to ‘map’ as navigable area:

This is completely useless to anybody except people developing robot vaccuums who might want diagnostic data. This isn’t even close to the level of Alexa’s microphone bollocks. Hit Alexa with a hammer, Roomba is… Safe, for now.

I saw the red and blue and my first response was “Roomba is using this sensitive information for GERRYMANDERING purposes”

SWAT team, bursting into your room, having been briefed with detailed Roomba-collected maps: *avoids difficult rug*