Ex Astris Scientia — Friendly reminder to take your local cryptid on a...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Friendly reminder to take your local cryptid on a date every once in a while, they need loving too!!

Cute date ideas:

  • Denny’s, 5am
  • Hotboxing a dumpster behind your local Sonic
  • Fucking with the locals with laser pointers
  • Terrorizing your local republican
  • Knife fighting the devil at 3am in the basement of a vape shop
  • Cuddle