Ex Astris Scientia

Anonymous asked:

Pssst.. hey! *looks around* I heard you got some dank memes.. How much for a hit??

2 dat bois

*disguises overwhelming depression and the quiet terror of being alive as dank memes*

Anonymous asked:

dank memes

I am the dank meme dealer

Because there was a time where we were all embarrassing meme trash so lean back, relax, and try not to cringe too hard. You meme loving fucks.

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A few years ago I made a post about how we were entering a period of micromemes. Memes that only lasted a few days/weeks. Meme production over the last few years has only increased to the point of there being a new meme a few times a week. Meme production will increase, quicker and quicker into infinity. I warned against the dangers of a meme singularity. I fear that soon, the meme singularity (memeularity) will be upon us. Every meme will exist within each other into infinity. It’s already happening. Meme fusion is just a cheap tactic to make micromemes seem stronger. We will soon be splicing memes into an unrecognizable mutant disaster. The memepocalypse is upon us. I tried to warn you.

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kaijuno

Cis people being upset about trans people saying “down with cis” are just so…

Like oh, you’re upset about a meme? That’s cool. Maybe tell your fellow cishets to stop killing trans people while you’re over there complaining to them about it

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then why is it ok for trans people to make jokes or memes about cis people but its not ok for cis people to make jokes/memes about trans people

kaijuno

Because you’re not oppressed. You don’t have to worry about getting killed for being trans. You wont be denied a job or get beat up in the fucking bathroom. Your parents wont kick you out of the house for being trans. Your parents wont make you go to conversion therapy or abuse you for being trans.

And they get this one thing, right? They get this safe space on the internet where they can vent and be themselves and make jokes. ONE FUCKING THING.

But nooooooooo they ain’t allowed to have fuckin jokes because it hurts yalls feelings

Grow up.

vikavoltite

meta-xylene

I think one of the most baffling memes of the last few years was the “Keep calm and ____” meme just because people disregarded the format more than any other meme I can think of. And I dont mean ironically like “look at me I am the captain now” how people would just throw phrases into it that didnt make sense, I mean how the phrase “keep calm” just because a marketing technique for literally anything. I saw a bumper sticker on a car this past weekend with the phrase “Keep calm and I am a Greyhound Owner.” The phrase “keep calm” adds nothing to it other than an excuse for the person to put a bumper sticker on their car saying that they are a greyhound owner.

Another amazing example of this was when Ben Carson tweeted this image on his birthday, implying that people were fraught with anxiety only to be calmed by the fact that it was Ben Carson’s birthday.