I know NOTHING about sports traditions but only learned what a “mascot race” is just this minute, and also learned that a mascot race sponsored by Target is notorious for how “creepy” the mascots are
So naturally Target is holding a vote for a new character and they have gone DELIBERATELY SCARIER and I couldn’t have done better myself and I cannot pick a favorite
who do I support here, can’t it be all of them, can’t they all exist
OH MY GOD a) this is the most upper-midwestern thing I have EVER seen b) @revengeoftehblackbirb LOOK AT THE FIRST ONE
