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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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trippytrillcunt

I thought this was a voiceover but I was wrong lol 😂😂😂😭

og6foot

Me at my daughters 🏀ball game

mdotcarper

@queenterren you already know what’s up

trippyspice

Lmfao me as a soccer mom

queenstravelingdarling

Hahahahaha I’m so happy this is real

momworries

My mom to me at my vball games

branbebo

Me as a Dance dad lol

tchalisew

Is this what having a dad is?! Bc siGN ME THE FUCK UP

donsinclaire

Me if any of my future kids play sports

obeyy-music

We all need a life couch like this fr fr

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weepycat

bong bong ba na bong. nyeah? ba ba ba ba no ba nyong. nyeah? boing boing boing boing boing byoing byoing byoing? nyeah? byoingbyoingboing yoing yoing yoing…… n…n… aaaaahhhhh. my daddy, an my mommy, and my daddy, an my maaaaa-mmmyyyy D-D Daddy an my mommy and my-STOP. …yeah!

JESSE PINKMAN IN THA HOUSE. 

ba da da da bum DOW. ba ba dummy dum dum baba dummy dummy dum ba da dummy dum DOW. bitch, bitch, little bitch. i made you mybitch. jesse,, bitch, bitch YEAH BITCHJESSE! …………bitch

no. i am……… the dangerr……..

i am……….. the. one. who. knocks. (knocks knocks knocks)

say. my. name.

mr white,

you’re god damn right.

hank, …. say my name. willy wonka? hh…..what? 

walter white? 

you’re god damn right. 

my name is asac schraeder– it’s hank– assaaaacckk sccchrraadderr his name is hank. my name is asssaaacc scchhraadderr. IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO LISTEN TO ME. fuck yourself. …huh woooww hu-hu-oww wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yours- wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow. JUST LISTEN TO ME. fuck yourself. woooow wa-uh-oh. wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. fuck yourself. wuh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ow huh-huh wow.  wow-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-owwww. 

puff puff puff? t-t-tch. puff puff puff puff? t-t-t-t-tch. ha ha ha ha huh ha ha. ha ha huh hauh huh ha ha. 

puff puff puff? t-t-t puff puff puff puff? t-t-tt-tch. ha huh ha ha huh huh ha. h-ha huh ha ha ha. 

you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy. HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee. 

you. are not the guy. you’re not capable of bein’ the guy. i had a guy, but now i don’t. you. are not. the guy. HUAHdee da dee da dah de deeee.

i had a guy but now i don’t. the guy. da dee da dah de daaaaa. i had a guy but now i don’t. 

THE GUY.

wymanthewalrus
thetrippytrip

no wonder mommy has to march

nestofstraightlines

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juliaanoia

NO WONDER MOMMY HAS TO MARCH

marzipanandminutiae

I WAS PRAYING SOMEONE WOULD ADD ANTI-SUFFRAGETTE CARTOONS TO THIS

honestly sexists can’t even come up with new arguments

aawb

The interesting thing about this “well that switches our positions!” is that it totally admits that what women experience is oppression

halfmoonhead

^^^

Source: The New York Times
bbulbasaurus-rex
thetrippytrip

no wonder mommy has to march

roane72

Oh my god, they changed the title of the article, but it’s still horrible. “How Vital Are Women? This Town Found Out as They Left to March”

ellioop

So vital that you may actually have to parent your own kids in their absence and shoulder some of the workload in the home that you live in. THE HORROR.

mafalda-is-on-vacation

Abolish men forever. 

witchymoonhag

The real question is how vital are men since they apparently can’t function doing basic tasks on their own.

lavahag

^^^^

Source: The New York Times
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mockwa

🐯 🐯 🐯

bunjywunjy

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

ayumi-nemera

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

cryoverkiltmilk

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

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agni-bi
mockwa

🐯 🐯 🐯

bunjywunjy

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

ayumi-nemera

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

jooshcraft

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SHUT

bunjywunjy

actually you’re completely right that the original lion is a juvenile, but it’s a male! his size and the fact that he still has some baby spots left also indicate that he’s a very YOUNG juvenile, equivalent to a human preteen!

so really what’s happening here is a fantastic mother dashing outside with a broom to defend her 13-year-old son from the angry opossum that he just found in the trash can while taking out the garbage.

mugwomps

And quite clearly neither know what to do, really.

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