Ex Astris Scientia — Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING) Arabian...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

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Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

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Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

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Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

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Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

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Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

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Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

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Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

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I refuse to believe any of these are real

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Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

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All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

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List of ladies I would gladly let kick my ass:

- Gazelle from Kingsman
- Roxy from Kingsman
- Carrie Fisher
- Beyonce
- That girl from that Vine where she round house kicks a water bottle at this dude
- Rey from The Force Awakens
- Cher
- Ronda Rousey
- Nicki Minaj

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kaijuno

Bread is one of the first ‘things’ we ever made. And I fully believe that because of this, it’s engraved into our monkey brains to love the smell of baking bread and the feelings of happiness and safety that come with the smell

kaijuno

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No you’re so right. And I think there’s a reason these things are so popular amongst nursing homes as well. When you have a brain deterioration disease the last things to leave you are 1. Singing 2. Hold baby 3. Bread 4. Pet animal

My grandma in the nursing home had a cabbage patch doll that she would take care of with her life and so many others did too. And they would have service animals come in every so often and no matter how grumpy or unattached they were, they’d light up at the sight of a puppy going for them

We talk about instincts like fight or flight all the time but I think there’s also instincts ingrained into us to take care of things, to love things, to make things like bread to share with others. Humans are a social animal and I think that’s so beautiful

maulz-gothz

1. Sing

2. Hold baby (doesn't matter what kind)

3. BREAD

4. Pet animal

5. ??

6. Profit

kaijuno

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superscrummy
imonfuckingfire

HOW can you not show the picture of abby

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deathcomes4u

My problem is less with the language and more with the possibility they are overfeeding their animals

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love the fact tumblr has no awareness for obese animals not being healthy at all and allowing an animal to be Like That is straight up abuse lmao

therestlessforest

*sigh* all you had to do was scroll up a little and all this rage could have been avoided

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oceanic-panic-panic

Lmao imagine thinking an organization as reputable and pro conservation as Monterey Bay Aquarium would overfeed their animals

sandbantha

Lmao imagine thinking that all animals that have fat on them are obese, overweight and unhealthy rather than some animals just being like that i.e. walruses, seals, etc. because they have to be fat and have blubber because it protects them from the harsh and freezing environments that they live in.

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tumblr fatshames animals

superscrummy

redditors trained us to react to the kill phrase “heckin lorge chonkerino“ with bloodlust so immediately that we failed to recognize that it was possible for nature to produce a reasonably round creature that has no connection to redditors overfeeding their pets for internet stickers.

kaijuno
kaijuno

Bread is one of the first ‘things’ we ever made. And I fully believe that because of this, it’s engraved into our monkey brains to love the smell of baking bread and the feelings of happiness and safety that come with the smell

kaijuno

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No you’re so right. And I think there’s a reason these things are so popular amongst nursing homes as well. When you have a brain deterioration disease the last things to leave you are 1. Singing 2. Hold baby 3. Bread 4. Pet animal

My grandma in the nursing home had a cabbage patch doll that she would take care of with her life and so many others did too. And they would have service animals come in every so often and no matter how grumpy or unattached they were, they’d light up at the sight of a puppy going for them

We talk about instincts like fight or flight all the time but I think there’s also instincts ingrained into us to take care of things, to love things, to make things like bread to share with others. Humans are a social animal and I think that’s so beautiful

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