Ex Astris Scientia — At my Halloween party, I went through several...

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yee-nagaram asked:

At my Halloween party, I went through several costume changes. At one point some nerds stole my super cool pumpkin so I put on my knights Templar costume and charged around my housing complex (drunk) yelling "I'm on a quest for the HOLY GOURD!"

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