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not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?
It’s called Love .
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0/10 would not fight a raccoon, unless it was trump in disguise then 11/10
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
better
Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one
the raccoon one tho
Favorite commercial thing.
Albino raccoon
Quick, spot the main character!
it’s so weird how much of a raccoon’s… raccoonness? is tied up in its pattern. This looks like a completely different animal, some sort of weird marsupial.
Albino raccoon
Quick, spot the main character!
it’s so weird how much of a raccoon’s… raccoonness? is tied up in its pattern. This looks like a completely different animal, some sort of weird marsupial.
HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE
The mom is so pissed
The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did
poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower
how the frick are those noises even real
i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:
The last thing my dream brain said to me before I woke up this morning was “Toblerone snake.”
So, uh… here you go.
snoblerone(snake toblerone)
Raccoon dogs look very similar to raccoons but have no genetic similarities between them. They belong to the Canidae family, which are known to have distinct dog and wolf like characteristics and appearance. These animals are both carnivorous and omnivorous mammals.
They are monogamous and will mate for life. It is only if the mate dies or is killed, will the other search for a new mate. Two mates will hibernate in one den. During this period they will maintain close body contact to keep each other warm and will groom each other as well. This is a trait not practiced by canines, as dogs neither hibernate and nor are they monogamous in nature.
Raccoon dogs are also known as tanuki, and they feature very heavily in a lot of Japanese folklore. They also get super fluffy and adorable when their winter coat comes in.
If you want to see one in real life, only place in the entire United States that houses tanuki is Zoo Atlanta - they’ve got two bonded brothers named Thor and Loki. Tanuki are really uncommon in zoos around the world, although I’m not sure why - IUCN lists them as ‘least concern’ so maybe they’re just so prevalent as to not be thought “worth” exhibiting. They’re super cool little canids, though, so definitely worth a stop if you’re in the area.
This Man Found A Wrestling Loophole And Now He’s Invincible
It’s like watching a raccoon try to eat a hermit crab.
To win both of your opponents shoulders need to be on the mat.
SO THAT EXPLAINS IT THANK YOU
