27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Look at this graphic I made when I was drunk that I decided to use because I was too lazy to make another one.
I’m almost at 10k followers!! So I decided to make a follow forever! You might notice it looks a lot like the 5k follow forever, and that’s because the 5k one is only about a month an a half old, which is crazy!!
Anyway:
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My apologies if I missed someone! I love all of you <3
All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin
aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce
FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx, & here’s the video on YT 🙌 🙏
the force awakens au where everything is the same except “poe’s interrogation” scene audio is replaced with shrek’s “the muffin man” audio
please help me, why is this so hilarious omg
imagine being the woman in this commercial who had to pretend she was dancing with the cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart
where is she now
where do you go once you’ve reached the top
anyway, here’s one of the most iconic moments in cinematic history
shrek 2 was a fucking masterpiece
HERE IT IS
THIS ICONIC MOMENT IN CINEMA IS 12 YEARS OLD TODAY
I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS REAL 2017 IS JUST AN ENDLESS SHITTY MEME
HES FUCKING SINGING ALONG
Isnt this the shrek song?? When hes first coming out of the swamp? Its fitting
LMFAO
OH MY GOD
this literally looks fake but its not im going to die
I am done.
Okay so I have never watched a Shane Dawson video ever so I don’t know if I like him or not, but I’ve seen his face on the internet and his features really reminded me that of rumplestiltskin on the last Shrek.
THIS WILL ALWAYS BE MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON THIS WEBSITE
I bookmarked this months ago and it still makes me laugh until I can’t breathe
IT’S BACK
I HONESTLY FORGOT THIS WAS THE FIRST VIDEO TO EVER MAKE ME CRY
Hungarian musician Boggie sits still and sings for her latest music video… So what makes it interesting?
As she performs, her video editor retouches her skin, hair, facial features, and lighting during the song so that by the end everything looks “right”…
(This is actually really cool: Source)
No seriously you need to watch this.
It’s worth the watch to see what a massive difference lighting, make up, hairstyling and image editing can do to a person. Shows anyone with access to all these things can look pretty damn great too, not just celebs.
Sia - Elastic Heart
It is sad to see such a backlash to Sia’s beautiful music video, “Elastic Heart.” People are calling it “pedophilia” and saying it is disturbing seeing a man and a child dance together, seemingly naked, in a “sexual” manner. I think the saddest part about these allegations is how conditioned many people’s brains have become to hypersexualized music videos. When other artists perform some sort of fellatio on inanimate objects, no one is outraged because we are so overexposed to sex, but when raw human emotions and interactions come out, it obviously has to do with sex. Many people can’t see any form of body contact, whether it is modern dance or symbolism for a father embracing their child, as anything other than sexual. When I watched this video I saw these animalistic features in two people trapped in a literal and figurative cage. The girl could escape, but the man could not. After I looked up the meaning behind the video, I saw that Sia’s father had dissociative identity disorder, formerly known as multiple personality disorder, and it was something both she and he struggled with emotionally and seemingly physically. Also, Sia said herself the two dancers represent two sides of herself at war. To dismiss someones painful memories as being lecherous because of something so simple and natural as the human touch is ludicrous. Modern dance has the power to tell very emotional stories, especially so when there are two dancers present. Not all music videos are meant to be sexual. Especially this one.
