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Why? With Hannibal Buress s01e01
Gee I wonder if this guy is over the age of 40, right wing, with porn all over his blog
you couldnt pay me to leave this website
“another very real serial killer”
I love y’all so much, you beautiful dumbasses.
They’re talking about Hannibal buress
In October 2019 Eric Andre endorsed Bernie Sanders for president to which Hannibal publicly commented “too old.” People did not react favorably to this and then it came to light that Hannibal Buress is a landlord and opposed the prospect of rent control. THEN it came to light that he wanted to convert the housing he owned into an AirB&B Hotel (which he discussed in his act as well as at least one podcast but allegedly others) which meant he terminated some of his tenants’ leases early (though he did allegedly offer them monetary compensation for the move). Hannibal can also be seen personally trolling “nobodies” on twitter messaging them privately which may not be super relevant but to me demonstrates how this was very personal to him. Clearly the idea of Bernie getting elected got him really heated. Was it directly connected to his fairly recent accumulation of wealth?? Who can say? But the speculation here implies the moral incompatibility has affected their professional relationship if not their personal one.
I literally had to block Hannibal on Twitter because he started messaging and spamming me after I called him out for being a landlord and saying he had shitty jokes (in reference to him making jokes about Bill Cosby and date r*pe and the mic cutting out during it). He name searched himself in order to do so, I (or no one else) had tagged him. He's just that anal.
He's just not a pleasant person at all.
Whats the mood my dudes
#is that hannibal buress
other popular tumblr blogs: have friend groups with other popular bloggers, make 100k posts together, mail each other cookies presumably, make art for each other, perfect health and a good job
me: on Ahch-To, hiding out at luke skywalkers house being his cool alcoholic friend, hasn’t been seen in 15 years, is regarded as a cryptid, hasn’t experienced an emotion in 19 years, lays on the floor all day
other popular tumblr blogs: have friend groups with other popular bloggers, make 100k posts together, mail each other cookies presumably, make art for each other, perfect health and a good job
me: on Ahch-To, hiding out at luke skywalkers house being his cool alcoholic friend, hasn’t been seen in 15 years, is regarded as a cryptid, hasn’t experienced an emotion in 19 years, lays on the floor all day
OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!
Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.
The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.
Australia is a fucking weird place
What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?
OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!
Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.
The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.
It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.
The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.
weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors
my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog
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