BodyguardAU!
Ай вилл олвейз лав ю~
27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
long????
fool, that is the embodiment of death
death incarnate: shows himself to be a black cat, ominous and dreadful
me: hehe flufy worm boy, long man jenkins
Bitch I thought this was a content aware scale of a normal cat
We have 3 cats, one fat shorthair male, one slightly less fat but longhair female, and one tiny little runt-of-the-litter shorthair grandma cat that weights about 4 pounds (she’s perfectly healthy, just the size of a 5 month old kitten). Fatso and slightly-less-fatso have the most dainty, small, high pitched meows. So dainty. So cute.
Meanwhile our tiny grandma cat sounds like a hawk screaming with gravel in its mouth when she meows. She sounds like the devil.
BodyguardAU!
Ай вилл олвейз лав ю~
Soooo beautiful
second reblog of this
THIS PICTURE MAKES ME WANT TO WRITE SOMETHING RELATED
I SHOULDN’T DO IT I CANNOT I DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT LIKE HOW IT’S PLAYING IN MY HEAD RN
AAAARGH
BUT THE LOOK ON HARRYS FACE I CAN’T
I headcanon this as the night of the train test and i am totally adding it to my writing queue!
I brought my rats home for thanksgiving break and I’m laughing because the cats are terrified of them

oh my god
this is why cats domesticated themselves in the first place. finally. some cats doing what they wanted all along. so wholesome
LIKE if you would have a beer with Gozer.
REBLOG if you would hunt rats with him.
IGNORE and your heart will be destroyed.
CHOOSE THE FORM OF THE DESTRUCTOR
Reblogged, obviously.
I’m one of the two brewers at Empirical Brewery, and I love these little bastards!
Sadly, Gozer passed away last year due to feline leukemia. However, the other three - Venkman, Egon and Raymond - are all still around and active!

Venkman is the “leader” of the group, and by far the most curious - he explores and investigates everyone and everything that comes through the brewery. He also has a great sense of when somebody’s taking a picture of him and poses accordingly. He’s not interested in having humans pet him and will run away from you.

Raymond, however, seems to have been feral for all of thirty seconds before Treehouse picked him up: He will meow for attention, and either rub up against your hand to demand pets, or flop down on the ground so you can scratch his belly. He and Venkman are close pals.

Egon is the most skittish of the bunch, and barely likes you to even look at him. He’ll investigate new things, but spends most of his time hiding and sleeping. He has a special hiding spot on top of a pipe, and he somehow has the uncanny ability to sleep with all four paws dangling completely off of it without ever falling of.

This is how they spend most of their day. If you ever find a stray cat hair on one of your six-packs, it’s probably Raymond’s. The guy sheds like mad.

Venkman’s curiosity occasionally gets the better of him. This is what happened when a new pump came into the brewery. He managed to escape handily enough, though.

Like I said, Venkman likes to pose.

Buddies. <3
Come by Empirical Brewery sometime, and maybe you’ll get to see them!
RIP Gozer, destroyer of hearts
CATS WITH JOBSSSSSS!!!
What a great thing to wake up to.
Finding cats that are far more motivated than I am.
When mama cats do the little chirp chirp at the baby cats reblog if you agree
Hyenas fucking love baths
the correct number of times to reblog this video is “every”
Literally the worst cats
i love them
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face

Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
I SEE HIM FACE MY DUDE
Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

they’re just vibing yknow?
porcupines do this too :)


i have excellent news about the manul cat
Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.
I am porcupine.
Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh




Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

they’re just vibing yknow?
porcupines do this too :)


i have excellent news about the manul cat
Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.
I am porcupine.
Pretty much most cats that spend any time in trees, tbh




Honestly tho, in terms of lazy chill I don’t think anyone’s gonna beat this bear:

Anonymous asked:
The calico shorthair one is about 10 years (she was the runt of the litter and is pretty small) and the white/black/orange one is about 4 months

